Ioana

"Бля, нихуя не вижу." Никогда еще эти слова не звучали так мило, нежно и забавно как когда их сказала румынка Иоана в кромешной тьме во время празнования Пасхи. By the way, this was the last time we called her Romanian. She is Moldovan, OK?

Definitely the coolest head in the family (NB: Does not apply when any quantity of tequila is present). Favorite movie: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace." Ask her why. 

Ioana is about the most Gothic-looking girl you've ever met. If your parents ever objected to your, or your girlfriend's make-up, show them Ioana. And she owns the coolest coat ever.

In the meantime, Ioana serves as definition of a cheerful host. She also managed to turn Hilltop 65 into everything that Hilltop 77 is not. That is, a living place for human beings and a cat. A real cat. 

If you want to have a party at her place after midnight, she'll be there. Well, at least physically. And by the way, that hairy individual always next to her is Alex.

She's an RA. She has a cat. She's a witch. Reconcile any two of these as you wish.