Гаухар/Gohi/Кошка/Varda/Ygraine/Alter Ego

"... а потом случился Underground." The most revered, respected and feared member of the family, Gohi herself never admitted to understanding the reasons for the aforementioned reverence, respect and fear.Simply put, she is the inspiration for most activities the family ever engaged in together; similarly, most of the things we call "ours" were hers initially. Celtic music, Wicca, Чайф, "Good Omens," the widespread sudden love for theater - wherever she got them, we got them from Gohi period. She is a walking (dancing, jumping, drinking, crawling, sleeping - Underground sequence) example of what AUBG can do to nice little girls. Our verdict is: Who needs nice little girls anyway???

Gohi is undecided about here nationality. Sometimes it is "Balkan." Sometimes it is just Moldovan. Rumor has it that she might actually be Kazakh. Rumor is wrong - she doesn't even have a Kazakh passport.

Gohi is a JMC major. She is the mother of all JMC majors. JMC majors worldwide are but worthless wannabe paper-scratchers in the shadow of mighty Gohi. Every other week she will solemnly declare "I am quitting journalism." Never believe this one.

She is the family expert on shocking family members and others who stand in her way, be it by reciting "Catelus ghidus de plus" to Victor or Ioana, by just showing up at the senior ball, or by expressing her opinion on loneliness.

Gaukhar is a violent person. She is entirely human, but thinks she is a cat. Just as all other family members, she is clinically insane. During finals week she is clinically dead.

She has an undying and growing love for Jay's Bulgarian passport. The feeling is not mutual. She might scratch your eyes out if you ever mention a certain prof. Schmitt or Ms. Sofia Karadjova in her presence. She might scratch your eyes out if you ever doubt the supreme value of Tsvetaeva's poetry. She might scratch your eyes out for many other reasons, but we mostly prefer that to her capital punishment - not talking to you for extended periods of time.

Gohi is rightfully the mother figure in this family. People often listen to her advice, should she bother to give any. Unfortunately, family members never follow advice.

Gohi is certain to be the best at any job she is doing. She is also certain to be hated by her boss. Or to hate the boss, anyway. She will learn any language she hears often enough just well enough to impress native speakers.

Underground... the less said, the better. For whoever says it.

In the unlikely event you don't get it yet, there would be no family without Gohi. If you still don't get it, leave this page immediately and shoot yourself.