Hope: Welcome to Hope's Final Fantasy page - now with poor translations!
Tifa: Dead characters are characters that won't appear in the sequel to the game.
Rufus: Worried I am. I feel a sneeze. ACHOO!
Aeris: That man are sick.
Tseng: Man drinked tea. Dammit, man!
Cloud: I are worries. Rufus may be dead. Then what would we have?
Reno: Try some booze. That always helps.
Yuffie: Welcome to Hope's Final Fantasy Page. You'll laugh so hard you'll die slowly.
Hope: Old this page is. Almost half a year and one!
Vincent: This page is like a gift from God.
All: *Laugh racously*
Elena: Things to click are in the left corner.
Tseng: Press "start" to start.

Updates
Tuesday 05.14.02
Err, yeah. Sorry 'bout that, guys...^______^;; I've been really quite busy lately, between school (ughh...), the Sims (whee!), Final Fantasy Tactics (there was a cheery ending...-_-;;), Final Fantasy VI (still haven't finished it), my new novel (e-mail me to ask about it! Wheeeeeee!), and my brand new obsession - Angel Sanctuary. (Kiiiiirraaaaaaaaa....KIIIIIIRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!) Well. I have a brand new serious single-chaptered fic fer ya - creepy Hojofic - and I updated the disclamer on the main page, as it's inaccurate. I -do- have a job now. There'll most likely be another update soon, as I just got a guestfic which shall be put up.
-Hope





Disclaimer
Now, normally for the disclaimers, I post some half-coherent rambling that's really kind of boring. But now, I'm going to explain why you shouldn't sue me in haiku form!

I don't mean to harm
And I don't have anything
Especially cash.

Thank you, thank you. You can mail all money to:
Hope's Final Fantasy Page
24601 Geocities Lane
Crazed, Elbonia
Why the hell would I tell you my zip code? What do you think I am, crazy?