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| Born: Crawley Age: 26 Influences: Butorphanoi, Tartrate, Phill Oakey, Lucio Fulci Hit twice on the head when young, 2D is a sweetheart with a blank sheet of paper where a brain should be. He has really good hair. People think he's cool and enigmatic but he's just got a migraine. 2D idolises Murdoc, who, he feels, saved his life. Keyboard wizard, melodica maniac, graffiti compulsive and the perfect pin-up product. Voice like an angel, arse like a satsuma. Mind full of zombies and painkillers. Says nothing controversial. Says nothing much at all. Loved by everyone (except the green eyed Murdoc), 2D has legions of lady followers and would make a good boyfriend if only he'd wake up. 2D is only vaguely aware of his incredible success. The blue-haired poster boy has describedthe tidal wave as... wicked. While his migraines, graffiti complusion and melodica mania may have given away to him becoming a Cosmonaut of Inner Space, he's still navigating with a hand-sprayed map. His good work for the Free Tibet campaign must, 2D contests, prove his naysayers wrong or something? God help him if he ever had to get a proper job! Future projects: Clocking Tetris and meeting the young David Cassidy. When asked what the future holds, he said: "That's for you to know and me to find out... no... wait a minute..." |
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