| The play room / La salle de jeu |
| Riddles |
| Why do pens go to prison? To do long sentences! How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving... |
| Knock Knock Knock |
| -Knock knock! -Who's there? -BOO! -BOO who? -Don't cry, it's just me! |
| Ahhh ces hommes!!! Merci Anik et Justine!! |
| Les hommes sont comme le caf�. Les meilleurs sont riches, chauds et peuvent te tenir �veill�e toute la nuit. Les hommes sont comme les lampes magiques. Ils ont l'air brillants, mais il faut les frotter pour en faire sortir le g�nie. Les hommes sont comme les pruneaux. Tu les suces le matin et ils te font chier toute la journ�e. Les hommes sont comme l'horoscope. Ils vous disent toujours quoi faire et habituellement ils se trompent. Les hommes sont comme une temp�te de neige. Vous ne savez jamais quand ils vont venir, � combien de centim�tres vous aurez affaire et combien de temps �a va durer. Comment appelle-t-on un homme intelligent, sensible et beau ? Un homosexuel Quelle est la partie la moins sensible du p�nis ? L'homme. Des chercheuses ont d�couvert pourquoi Mo�se a err� 40 ans dans le d�sert avec le peuple d'Isra�l : Un homme ne demande jamais son chemin. Les trois plus grandes crises dans la vie d'un homme? La perte de sa femme, celle de son travail et une �raflure sur sa carrosserie. Pourquoi tant d'hommes ont-ils les jambes arqu�es? Les choses sans importance sont toujours mises entre parenth�ses. Les mensurations id�ales d'un homme? 80 - 20 - 42 (80 ans, 20 millions sur le compte en banque et 42 degr�s de fi�vre.) Pourquoi les hommes n'ont-ils pas de p�riode de crise � l'�ge m�r? Parce qu'ils ne sortent jamais de la pubert�. L'homme : � 2 ans, le succ�s est de ne pas faire dans sa culotte � 3 ans, le succ�s est d'avoir des dents � 12 ans, le succ�s est d'avoir des amis � 18 ans, le succ�s est d'avoir son permis de conduire � 20 ans, le succ�s est de bien faire l'amour � 35 ans, le succ�s est d'avoir de l'argent � 50 ans, le succ�s est d'avoir de l'argent � 60 ans, le succ�s est de bien faire l'amour � 70 ans, le succ�s est d'avoir un permis de conduire � 80 ans, le succ�s est d'avoir des dents � 90 ans, le succ�s est de ne pas faire dans sa culotte Quelle est la diff�rence entre le cerveau d'un homme et une olive ? La couleur Comment les hommes trient-ils leurs habits ? " Sales " et " sales mais mettables ". Quelle est la diff�rence entre un homme et une prison? Dans une prison, il y a des cellules grises. |
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| Blondes |
| An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best places for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew what room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phoen, crying, and said: " I can't get out of the room" "You can't get out of the room?", the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied: "There are only three doors in here" she sobbed "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"! A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning!" |
| Random! |
| Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour. The nurse arrived and announced to the first one: "Congratulation sir, You're the father of twins" "What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride, "I work for Minnesota Twins baseball team." The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second one: "You sir are the father of triplets." "Wow" he said "That's an incredible coincidence! I work for the 3M corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down. An hour later, while the two other men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back, this time, she turned to the 3rd man - who had been quiet in the corner. She announced him that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me! Another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said: "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Season Hotel" After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness. When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again. "I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven" "I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven" "I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven" |