Howdy! This be Kathy (tha one what is in charge of thet thar Fun egroup) and I is a gittin a bit antsy a wantin a hoedown, hows bout all youz? Are ya'll wantin ta get ta gather in da hollar dis weekend an bring some vittles, and have da fellers over fer some dancin and foot stompin?

 
I is gonna invite da band...
Frog with banjoGoat with fiddleman with washtub des fellars are all from my Paws side of da family and Maw always says dat dey are from round yellow creek and dat dey been a drinkin to much of dat water, but Iz thinkin dey be pruty good at dose instramants dey be a playin.
Three Man BandDes here fellers are from my Maws side, and she be right proud of dem...dey bez the more proper strumers. She says dey is famous cause dey been paid fer singin at da  Hog callin contest over in Jasper County last summer. She says dey wont charge us cauze dey be kin folk. I am thankin dat if we get Maw and Paw's kin ta play dat we can have one foot stompin time.
 
We gonna get Aunt Bessie ta make some possim stew fer sure, she makes da best in da hollar, and ole PawpawPa with his jug from my  Paw's side will be a makin da tea...he he he...says he has da best in da county, so gotta go by what she says fer sure...but I beez a thankin he is drinkin more den he be a makin
 
 
 
Dis beez my grannyGranny dancing from my Paws side...she sure nuf can dance cant she?    My sissy Sister with gunsure nuf will be here wif her boyfriend Jim Bob, he be one of da Carter boys from down the creek cross from da swingin' bridge. he sure is a proper kind of feller don't ya thank? I knows dat sissy is always a totin dat shotgun, says its ta keep da hussies from messin wif him. Deys gonna git married in da fall dis year.  Dis here bez my great Mammaw and pappaw Mammaw and Pappawfrom my Maws side and boy can dey get down!! cant stop dem once dey get ta dancin...and den dar is Parker girl dis cuttie, she be one dem Parker gurls dat lives over neer the railroad trussel dat goes over da hard road inta town, she be a cousin from paws side, now I dont wants da be one ta gossip cause I dont be a gossipin now...no sir reee, but my sissy says dat she been a hangin wif Bill Roy Martin Bill Roy Martinand dat dey was seen down by Yellow Creek, and dey was a smootchin right on da lips!!! Im not sure but I knowz my sissy dont be a tellin no lies. I also heard dat she was wif Earl Keith McCoy Earl Keith McCoylast week and dat dey was at one of dem movin pickture shows over in Hassard county. I'm not sure now so I dont want ta go a spreadin no gossip...no sir reeee...jist thankin dat she sure nuf is gettin round des days, and ole Earl Keith  gots lots a money I heerd from ownin dat fillin station over in Moonburrow , but dat is jist what I heerd now, I cant be fer sure.
 
Well we is already a gitin started wif da hoedown and da more da merrier, des fellers been dancin fer hours already and dont seem to be no stopin dem..he he he Dancing CowDancing RoosterDancing BearIz gots ta git so dat I can get myself cleaned up, maw says ya got ta get yourn bath least once every other month or dat ya be a stankin,Taking A Bath I sure dont understand, cause I ain't a smellin nottin but ya's got ta be a listen ta yourn Maw. Best be a doin as she says. Oh most forgot ta intraduce ya to my
mawMaw and pawPawdey aint dangerous wif dem shot guns, dey jist be a watchin fer when dat ole miz dot gits here, cause every time she comes she brings dat blasted ole stanky kittie of hernDot's Kitty Catand dey will be a keepin him from comin in an stankin up da place!!! Wez also got ole jakeJake the dogon da job too, he gets dat ole sniffer of his on dat kitties trail and will keep it from gittin to close ta da company. You would think dat ole dot would no by now dat aint no kittie...she sure nuf needs one of dem tub baths...get her scrubed up a bit and maybe she be able to smells it, not sure but dat might be da problem cause i heerd she lest dat ole thang sleep wif her in da bed. well nuf of my gonin on here, da party is already starten so git here fast as ya can and bring yourn dancin feet and a dish of vittles ta pass...ya'll hurry now ya here!!!!!!!!!!


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