Howdy! This be Kathy (tha one what is in charge of thet thar Fun egroup) and I is a gittin a bit antsy a wantin a hoedown, hows bout all youz? Are ya'll wantin ta get ta gather in da hollar dis weekend an bring some vittles, and have da fellers over fer some dancin and foot
stompin?
I is gonna invite da band...
  des fellars are all from my Paws
side of da family and Maw always says dat dey are from round yellow creek and
dat dey been a drinkin to much of dat water, but Iz thinkin dey be pruty good at
dose instramants dey be a playin.
Des here fellers are from
my Maws side, and she be right proud of dem...dey bez the more proper strumers.
She says dey is famous cause dey been paid fer singin at da Hog
callin contest over in Jasper County last summer. She says dey wont charge us
cauze dey be kin folk. I am thankin dat if we get Maw and Paw's kin ta play dat
we can have one foot stompin time.
We gonna get Aunt Bessie ta make some possim
stew fer sure, she makes da best in da hollar, and ole Pawpaw
from my Paw's side will be a makin da tea...he he he...says he
has da best in da county, so gotta go by what she says fer sure...but I beez a
thankin he is drinkin more den he be a makin
Dis beez my granny from my
Paws side...she sure nuf can dance cant she? My sissy sure nuf will be here wif her boyfriend Jim Bob, he be one of da Carter boys from down the creek cross from da swingin' bridge. he sure is a proper kind of feller don't ya thank? I knows dat sissy is always a totin dat shotgun, says its ta keep da hussies from messin wif him. Deys gonna git married in da fall dis year. Dis here bez my great
Mammaw and pappaw from my
Maws side and boy can dey get down!! cant stop dem once dey get ta dancin...and den dar is dis cuttie, she be one dem Parker gurls dat lives
over neer the railroad trussel dat goes over da hard road inta town, she be a
cousin from paws side, now I dont wants da be one ta gossip cause I dont be a
gossipin now...no sir reee, but my sissy says dat she been a hangin wif Bill Roy Martin and dat dey was seen down by Yellow Creek, and dey was a smootchin right on da lips!!! Im not sure but I knowz my sissy dont be a tellin no lies. I also heard dat she was wif Earl Keith McCoy last week and dat dey was at one of dem movin pickture shows over in Hassard county. I'm not sure now so I dont want ta go a spreadin no gossip...no sir reeee...jist thankin dat she sure nuf is gettin round des days, and ole Earl Keith gots lots a money I heerd from ownin dat fillin station over in Moonburrow , but dat is jist what I heerd now, I cant be fer sure.
Well we is already a gitin started wif da
hoedown and da more da merrier, des fellers been dancin fer hours already and
dont seem to be no stopin dem..he he he   Iz gots ta git so dat I can get myself cleaned up, maw
says ya got ta get yourn bath least once every other month or dat ya be a
stankin, I sure dont understand, cause I ain't a smellin nottin but ya's got ta be a listen ta yourn Maw. Best be a doin as she says. Oh most forgot ta intraduce ya to my
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