Quotes from my buddies!!

Soulful wisdom... yeah right, although the only one who is really concerned about not being able to say anything profound is Patty. (I think you ruined your chances with your loud proclamation of "Elliot thinks he's a man!!") AND CRAIG NOW HAS A QUOTE!!! Anyhow, enjoy... and remember that there will always be more to come!

• "Don't be bustin' out MY lungs, aight?" -Patty-
• "What... you think only people who look stupid need help?" -Me-
• "You look like one of those dishwashers at a Chinese restaurant." -Jon Kwok to JK Wung, on JK's attire-
• "Yeah... wait, no... wait, yeah... wait..." -Josh-
• "No swim for you!" -Nicole-
• "I am not a sistah!" -Kitty, on refusing to become a Soul Sistah-
• "Hey... don't touch me!" -Patty-
• "I'll kill ya, aight... three times 'fore ya hit the floor." -Victor-
• "What's his name? Marth?" -Me-
• "Shower?" -Kristen F.-
• "The hamster just has a maximus gluteus maximus." -Patty-
• "Return to Foo Corner... starring Winnie da Foo!" -Me-
• "My comp went to sleep and I tried to wake it up but it won't respond. It's just like me." -Nicole-
• "That blows chunks." -Kristen W.-
• "You have to let the notes go. If you love them enough, they will come back to you." -Rich, on holding notes longer than their assigned value-
• "Wow, Lindsay, that's interesting... but why?" -Me, in response to Lindsay's "watch" metronome-
• "I'm a dummycrat." -Perrin-
• "Steve's destructively weird." -Drew, on the difference between his own weirdness and Steve's weirdness-
• "An orange tie? Just paint Mary Ann orange." -Anders, during the Fall Fest scavenger hunt-
• "Okay is a blue moon!" - Steve, when he thought he understood the blue moon trick-
• "Since we are disappointed in the fact that there are no pictures of us on your website, we are going to release this ravenous fly into your room." -Ashish-
• "Mary Ann does Tai Mai Shu better than the real Tai Mai Shu." -Nicole-
• "Look out, I'm making whoopee!" -Drew, playing with a whoopee cushion-
• "Like, what if Campbell's had sponsored soap operas? Then you'd be watching 'soups'." -Me, to Nicole-
• "LEGITIMATE ISSUES." -Nicole and me simultaneously-
• "Oh! So, we have P, and we have V, and we have T... so we can solve for R!!!" -Vasu, while trying to apply the ideal gas law to a LIQUID so he could find a GIVEN constant-
• "Vasu has his blonde moments." -Ford-
• "...and I look SO good in leggings." -Ford, explaining why he would make a great figure skater-
• "Shut up, Vasu!" -Vasu-
• "And you would believe a bunch of foo's over me?!?" -Me, after misunderstanding that Ford's source's name was Foose-
• "January, February, March, April, June... wait, that's not it. Let's see, January, February, March, April, June..." -Ashish, while doing the knuckle trick to figure out which months had 31 days-
• "Do you know what Ditropan is for? Incompetence." -Me, to Vasu (I meant to say "incontinence")-
• "Oh, so Yoshi must be saying... PI-ZZA!!!" -Anders, trying to interpret Yoshi's sounds in MarioKart-
• "We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl!!" -Maria, on being a materials engineering major-
• "Look, he's a nice professor, and I don't want to insult him by bombing his test. There are some professors that I decide to do well on their tests just to spite them." -Anders, while studying for a ChemE test-
• "Is that what they taught you in baton school?" -Matt C., in response to a comment on Chinese yo-yo techniques-
• "It's like, seize the day!" -Nicole, in response to Patty's gettin' warm in the wintertime-
• "I wasn't going to put it in my mouth. I know it's non-toxic, but it might be non-delicious." -Matt M., referring to Play-doh from the Cranium game-
• "Get my underwear off the dwarf!" -Nicole, after Patty and I had a little bit of fun with her Victoria Secret purchases-
• "All the cute stuff comes from Asia... just like us!" -Didi-
• "I feel like a girl at a middle school dance." -Ryan M., as we wandered around in a big group trying to find the restrooms at the Little Tikes plant-
• "So McDonald's coming out with those Big'N'Nasty sandwiches again?" -Blake, misreading an ad for the Big'N'Tasty sandwich-
• "Those people don't have any brains left to freeze." -Lance, in response to Blake's firends who could eat entire ice cream cones in 2 bites without suffering brain freeze-
• "See, the game isn't interesting enough for me. Too much walking, not enough beating people with a stick." -Ashish, on the Super Mario game Ford was playing-
• "I'm Dutch... of course I'm 'differently interesting'!" -Craig, during a game of Imaginiff-
• "They can take our lives, but they can never take our efficacy!!" -Anders, as he tried to implement the word "efficacy"-