| Teri Hackmack would like to thank the following: |
| Doogie Howser - for showing me that I could be great at such a young age. |
| Anthony Stewart Head - for being my watcher. |
| Nick Carter - for being a "oh so dreamy" blonde boy whose dance moves made my pre-teen heart melt. |
| Kraft - for making damn good macaroni and cheese. |
| George - for being a curious little monkey. |
| Steve Burns - for creating the only episode of Blues Clues worth watching. |
| John Stamos - for showing me that even rockers can have bunny wallpaper. |
| Rosie, my Cabbage Patch doll - for staying with me despite the fact that your head is practically detached from your body. |
| Jim Hensen - for creating delightful characters. |
| Henry Winkler - Heeyyy! |
| Ron Howard - for being Richie Cunningham. |
| Tom Edison - for inventing to light bulb. |
| And... Amadeus - for giving me inspiration for this band. |
| Gizmo - for being the cutest thing I've ever seen. |
| The WB - for taking over Channel 11 and making some damn good teen prime time shows. |
| Brad Pitt - for giving me the present of laughter when you died in "Meet Joe Black." |
| Flower Power and the Hippie Girls - for being my first band. |
| Teri Hatcher - for having a name so close to mine and dating Clark Kent. |
| Brett Farve - for kicking the Cowboys ass in that one Super Bowl. |
| Paul - for being gay as well as a chef. |
| Zack Morris - for being my first boyfriend. |
| The entire 80's era for existing - without it we would not have Billy Idol. |
| The person who discovered that cream cheese and jelly go good together - you're a genius. |
| Bubba - for unwrapping my package. |
| Heather - for giving me someone to talk about Saved By the Bell and Tom Cruise with. |
| The Crocodile Hunter - for being my hero. |
| Alfred - for being the best butler Batman has ever known. |
| J.K. Rawling - for creating the magic of Harry Potter. |
| Scott Baio - for being in charge of me and doing such a fine job of it. |
| Pillsbury - for creating the Doughboy. |
| My boss - for giving me reasons to want to kill myself. |
| Sean William Scott - just for being hot... |
| Tinkiwinki - for having gay pride. |
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