| Noreen LaNasa would like to thank the following: |
| I would like to thank the army for telling me I can be all that I can be. |
| For Pete who inspired me to watch the Taking Back Sunday music video to get all "horny inside." |
| To my best friend, my dog, Woodstock for being there to sleep with me, but unfortunately we had to put him to sleep because he bites Indians. (No offense intended, truth only!) |
| For that weird lady on the "Weakest Link" just because she's so serious, but is a emo kid inside, |
| Dashboard for making us cry and I feel your pain man. |
| Thank you Allison for making my volleyball team win, everytime you miss the ball. |
| To Louise's horse Buster, just because he's so cute! |
| Oxygen because you can live with out it unless you're a tree. |
| For flavor condoms, just because, you know. (and always practice safe sex!) |
| For Mr. DeBeer for giving me detention for saying "penis" in his enviromental science class. |
| Every Jerry Springer episode that shows me to stay away from people that do their dogs and live in trailers with their moms. |
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| ...for making life so much easier to solve quadratics. |
| And the kid that sits next to me in Chemistry class, because he's so quiet and never talks and I DON'T WANT HIM TO BOMB THE SCHOOL. SO PLEASE DON'T! |
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