| Louise Forjan would like to thank the following: |
| I want to thank the National Basketball Association (NBA), for the 95% cotton, 5% lycra trim sweatshirt I love... |
| I want to thank my big fuzzy pillow for all the walks in the park and all the moonlit dinners. |
| I want to thank "The Simpsons" episode 78 -- it was so intense. |
| I want to thank 1-800-ORAL-SEX...you have released me in so many ways. :-) |
| I want to thank the "Scooby-Dooby-Doo" show for scaring the shit out of me. |
| I want to thank the latex company for those super sturdy products. (ex condoms) |
| I want to thank my mattress for all the support. |
| I want to thank Britney Spears for giving my grandfather a boner! He needed the satisfaction. |
| I want to thank TY Beanie Babies...they are just so cute. |
| I want to thank the Chinese Animated Porn Channel for the episode with the big fat woman and the skinny white guy... |
| I want to thank all of the enslaved penguins in Brazil, you are a part of my sadness...I feel for all of you... :::tear::: |
| I want to thank the makers of nortriptyline, without these meds I would have killed myself!! :-) |
| I want to thank all of the clowns in the Circus, especially "Tear"...I can relate to you... |
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