| Jackie Capolongo would like to thank the following: |
| Wilbert, my rubber ducky. |
| The Chinese food lady for raping my face. That was an experience. |
| For Heather, she taught me everything I need to know about the "Homie Talk." Werrrrd dawg! |
| Radiohead for being so brilliant. |
| For cookies, because they make the world seem so much better. |
| And once more for Radiohead, they are my rockstar fantasy. |
| For the caddyshack gopher, I sure would like to take him home. |
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