| Heather Serpico would like to thank the following: |
| Hickory Farms - for supplying the cheese. |
| The Emo Kiddz - for helping Noreen to become more emotional. |
| All the posers out there for inspiring me to become one of you. |
| Heidi and Jib - for being my parents and supporting the cheering up of emo kids everywhere. |
| Mega props go to Mrs. Warner for thinking Old Maid is a gambling game, letting me play with my RV car in class, and putting up with Chris and me. |
| McDonalds - for serving high quality fat. |
| Louise - for pressuring me to start playing the kazoo. |
| Buster. |
| Valerie - for all the sexual favors and the songwriting help. |
| Kelly (Amadeus' very patient g/f) for showing me that emo kids need a little cheering up...you showed me what emo really is. |
| Everybody who has ever broken my heart intentionally or unintentionally and made me so freakin' emo. |
| Math - for making me want to kill myself. |
| And... Kurt Cobain - for killing himself and not knowing how to spell his name correctly. It's... K-U-R-T C-O-B-A-I-N not K-U-R-D-T K-O-B-A-I-N! |
| Matt - for making the song "Cheer up, emo kid" and further increasing my interest in emo music. |
| Joey Lillian Potter - for showing me that I'm not the only one with a screwed up life and no matter what, a hottie is right around the corner to help you through it all! |
| Rebecca Novick - for all the in depth conversations about beef sticks, emo kids, and Christmas...as well as others. |
| John Scheriff - you are the most emo guy I know. Oh yeah, and you are the ONLY guy I know that looks so much like Joshua Jackson, and plays hockey as well as, if not better than, Charlie Conway. --- OH MY GOD I DATED A JOSHUA JACKSON LOOK-A-LIKE! |
| Dawson's Creek - for giving me a reason to live. |
| Dan Rosen - for being able to tell when I am pissed and for not being able to hit the ball. (Or is that me?) |
| Dashboard Confessional - for making me want to shoot myself. |
| Teri Hackman - for being so cool and loving Zack Morris almost as much as I do. |
| Liz, Kelly, Katelyn and my father - for thinking I look like Avril Lavigne. |
| Jax - for joining Falling Kazoos even though you hate emo music... |
| Noreen - for telling everyone to "call the ball" and not actually doing it yourself. |
| Country music - Even though I will be criticized for this comment I'll still say it... EMO IS COUNTRY MUSIC WITHOUT THE TWANG!!! SO DON'T BE DISSIN' COUNTRY! |
| Ethan Frome, Holden Caulfield, and Scarlet O'Hara - for being so much like me. (ineffectual, inarticulate, depressed, crazy, different (but not so different after all), confused, bitter, dedicated, etc.) |
| Johnny Hershman and Tom Nello - for trying to cheer up an emo kid. |
| Kristen (tom's ex g/f) - for scaring the shit out of me. |
| My mom - for knowing a hottie from a not so hottie even with all the bad stuff happening... |
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