Only Fools And Horses

The Song Lyrics

Opening Theme

Stick a pony in me pocket, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van. Cos if you want the best 'uns, But you don't ask questions, Then brother, I'm your man. Cos where it all comes from is a mystery, It's like the changin' of the seasons, And the tides of the sea. But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, Why do only fools and horses work? La-la-la La-lala-la La-la-la La-lala-la.

Composed and performed by John Sullivan

Closing Theme

We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles, T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s, Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods, And Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush, Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ... No income tax, no V.A.T., No money back, no guarantee, Black or white, rich or poor, We'll cut prices at a stroke...... God bless Hooky Street, Viva Hooky Street, Long live Hooky Street, C'est magnifique, Hooky Street, Magnifique, Hooky Street, Hooky Street (to fade)

Composed and performed by John Sullivan

Closing Theme from "The Jolly Boys Outing"

Well, I'll be working hard to reach my target, To earn a few bob for a day trip down to Margate. I'm gonna blow the lot tomorrow on all my family, We catch the coach at eight, So don't be late, We're off to see the sea. Del: Behave yourself Uncle Albert Rodney: Or you won't be going Down to Margate, Don't forget your buckets and spades and cossies and all. Down to Margate, We'll go on the pier and we'll have a beer at the side of the sea. Down to Margate, You can keep the costa Brava, I'm telling you mate, I'd rather Have a day down Margate with all my family. Yeah! [Instrumental] You can keep the costa Brava and all that palava, Del: Goin' to Brava. Rodney: Del, I'd rather, Have a day down Margate with all my family. Performed by Chas and Dave


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