Opening Theme

 
                               Stick a pony in me pocket,
                               I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
                               Cos if you want the best 'uns,
                               But you don't ask questions,
                               Then brother, I'm your man.
                               Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
                               It's like the changin' of the seasons,
                               And the tides of the sea.
                               But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,
                               Why do only fools and horses work?
                               La-la-la
                               La-lala-la
                               La-la-la
                               La-lala-la.



                               Composed and performed by John Sullivan



                               Closing Theme


                               We've got some half price cracked ice and miles 
                               and miles of carpet tiles,
                               T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
                               Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures 
                               frames and leather goods,
                               And Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in 
                               Shepherds Bush,
                               Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
                               No income tax, no V.A.T.,
                               No money back, no guarantee,
                               Black or white, rich or poor,
                               We'll cut prices at a stroke......
                               God bless Hooky Street,
                               Viva Hooky Street,
                               Long live Hooky Street,
                               C'est magnifique, Hooky Street,
                               Magnifique, Hooky Street,
                               Hooky Street (to fade)



                               Composed and performed by John Sullivan



                               Closing Theme from "The Jolly Boys Outing"


                               Well, I'll be working hard to reach my target, 
                               To earn a few bob for a day trip down to Margate. 
                               I'm gonna blow the lot tomorrow on all my family, 
                               We catch the coach at eight,
                               So don't be late,
                               We're off to see the sea.
                               Del: Behave yourself Uncle Albert
                               Rodney: Or you won't be going
                               Down to Margate,
                               Don't forget your buckets and spades and cossies 
                               and all.
                               Down to Margate,
                               We'll go on the pier and we'll have a beer at 
                               the side of the sea.
                               Down to Margate,
                               You can keep the costa Brava,
                               I'm telling you mate, I'd rather
                               Have a day down Margate with all my family.
                               Yeah!
                               [Instrumental]
                               You can keep the costa Brava and all that 
                               palava,
                               Del: Goin' to Brava.
                               Rodney: Del, I'd rather,
                               Have a day down Margate with all my family.

                               Performed by Chas and Dave 

                                'Ere, these lyrics are for lack of education purposes 
                                 only. If you decide to five-finger discount any of these 
                                 pages for your own hooky sites, at least try an' give us 
                                 a mention, will yer?'

                                                                   Bonjour. Derek Trotter 
                                                                       President (T.I.T.)