Also, that last page that I made - about crispers - really sucked.
Anyone who cares whether or not there used to be life on mars is an idiot, who needs to get a hobby. Not stamp collecting, though. Thats not a real hobby. There is no way someone can show a passion for collecting stamps and not be a dumbass. I'm serious here, people who collect stamps are either dumbasses with a passion, or people who have no talent, or even a shred of creativity to come up with a better hobby.
All these people need to have their ass kicked.
I kinda want to kick Jean Cretien in his prime minister.
Theres a lot of animals that I dont like.
I try to think of some that I DO like, but theres always a few breeds that piss me off.
Mokeys? Baboons.
Dogs? Poodles.
Birds? Crows.
Cats? Cats.
I dont like cats. Mainly because I know that they dont like me, either. I bet if a cat could kick my ass, it would. Thats why I'm not going to Africa anytime soon. Well, that and the culture. I hear they wipe their ass with their right hand, then rinse it off with a tap. I'm not being racist or anything, I actually heard that from someone who whent, and it all sounds very unpleseant.
A cat ate my freaking patch chord.
I bet if a bear attacked me, and kicked my ass, the humane society would try to protect it from any sort of persecution, and label me a bad guy. How humane is that? I also bet if I somehow kicked the bears ass, in self-defence, they would press charges.
Im actually a really nice guy if you get to know me.
Or am I?
Either way I deserve to get my ass kicked.
Its always necessary.
I kinda want to fight a whale.
On land though.
Thatd suck.
I bet if I knew a bunch of surfer dudes, theyd either really like me, or hate me.
Either way, I would deserve to get my ass kicked.
I wonder if Alicia Silverstone whent to the same highschool as me, if she'd go out with me? Probably not. Maybe I'm her type, though. Maybe I'm what she wants in a man.
See? I deserve to get my ass kicked.