Nowadays everyone�s so concerned about Iraq; they haven�t noticed that the Al-Quaida is in my back yard terrorizing me. They have sent in guerrilla operatives to flicker my lights on and off just strike terror into my heart!!! The other day they launched a jihad on my bed due to religious beliefs concerning fashionable pajamas!!!
This is driving me mad!!! Where�s airport security when you really need it?!
The other day I found 6 million dollars worth of missile guidance systems in my sock drawer. Fortunately I found them before my mom did. That would have been quite the misunderstanding.
I found a more-than-usual amount of Afghani generals in my garage. It�s really starting to upset me
Just the other day I came home and a suicide bomber ran his bike into my shin! THAT FUCKIN HURTS!!!
No one understands my pain.
C�mon, these guys are bad news! Someone help me out here!