Prequels suck.
Now, I liked eps4 (first movie). It has a lot of good things; space ships, death rays, planetory distruction/mass murder, robots, swords, and a guy with a mask who kicks ass like its nobody's business.
Also, eps5 (second) was also entertaining. Who can resist bouty hunters and chriogenetic freezing?
Alright, now on to the third movie (sixth), the plot was, I DONT GIVE A SHIT, IT HAD FIGHTING TEDDY BEARS WHO LOOK STUPID AND ARE GAY.
Seriously. I could make a better plot. Watch.
So it turns out Vader is the son of god, and decides to go on a Universal crusade to whipe out all the blasphemers. Luke comes to the realization that Leah is his sister, and goes insane because of his views on incest (hes against it). He cuts off his other hand, because it fondled her. Meanwhile the rebels throw their shit together and make their own deathstar. Vader decides to launch his chosen few into the sun, because at this point he is insane with what turns out to be a mild case of schitzofrania. Luke becomes the ultimate killing machine of mass destruction, and is bent on revenge. The Vador cult launches an attack on the rebel deathstar, and even though they are vastly outmatched, they do quite well because the deathstar is under technical difficulties. Luke goes to degobah to kill Yoda for being a wierd hermit (Luke's insane, remember), but discovers yoda died of natural causes. Luke immediately comes to the desicion that this is everyones fault but his, and says TIME TO KILL DAD. The deathstar can only be fixed by the best engineer the rebels have, the wookie. While working on the engine, the wookie spontainiously combusts and falls on the reactor. The whole thing blows up. It turns out yoda died in a series of misunderstandings, involving yoga. Luke reached Darth who is wearing the skin of a lamb. Luke flips out, but before he can attack, Vader exits the matrix. Luke kills himself and the Universe rests in peace. Closing scene: R2 and 3P0 playing chess.
Seriously though, why would you want the concluding movie in a legacy to be about Ewoks!? WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT!?
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
