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Claims to be the sexiest spy movie this summer. Congats girls, you really did show your stuff and beat out the heavy competition of spy kids 3-D. But wait just one second. Last I checked there was another spy movie this summer that might put up better competition. And I aint talkin no Johnny English.

You see, a new spy movie is hitting theatres everywhere. A true story, brought to you in part by Hooch Entertainment:
DAVID'S ANGLES: OBTUSE ACUTE!
Critics and fans alike are raving over this action thriller that follows David McMahon's entire visit to deadly and mysteriously sexy land of David's Complete Lack of Creativity when Coming up with a Name for a land
David McMahon is played by non other than the original lobedo master, Jesus Christ:

In his most recent film, our hero must conquer some evil minority, who is most likely backed up mainly by merely a strong guy, and a hot babe. Both trained in the martial arts. The hero will try to pass of as a spy by looking at things that are blatently obvious, and try to pass them off as "clues" by overcomplicating things by faking his own death, and driving an absurdly high tech car. Somehow the entire fate of the world will rest on his shoulders, so what better thing to do than sleep around with mysterious foriegn women?! Eventually he'll defeat the badguy in a final showdown, but not a moment before he and his mistress have a romantic kiss to show their true love, until of course the next movie where the spy will fall in love with some other foriegner.
EH?!
eh...

So anyways.
Has anyone tried Sprite Ice? That shit is terrible. Honest to God I couldnt even finish half the can, and I was thirsty! People who buy Sprite Ice are child molesters, and satan worshipers. Vanilla Coke sucks, too.
I honestly thought it'd only be around for a month or so, because I couldnt comprehend the idea of anyone buying it, other to answer the question "Hey, I wonder what this tastes like"
Thats not even a question.
Its 3 in the morning and I just realized I have to work in the morning.
Thats going to be hell.
Thats right, I work at hell.
SEXY, ISNT IT?!

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