Would You Like Some Trashy Idiot With That?
When my mom walks in and says we are going to Tim Hortons for coffee with friends/granparents/business associates, I immediately begin dreading the inevitable: TIM HORTONS WORKERS ARE DIRTY WHITE TRASH LOSERS.  It doesn�t matter who it is, they always fuck my order up�ICED CAPPACHINO made the normal way�stupid fucking morons.  And this one bitch thinks she has become �friends with my family� and she comes over and talks with my grandparents and mother.  Pretty soon I am just going to yell out �HEY MORON STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY FAMILY�  last time I checked this asshole is working at a job, next time she talks to anyone I know I am calling the manager and getting that bitch fired.
This one time I flipped out�I ordered a sandwich and this one no toothed moron fucked my order up�so I went back up and asked her to change it and she said �can�t you eat it� and I said��No, I ordered it differently and I want it the way I like it.�  So with a dirty look she made another sandwich..AND FUCKED UP AGAIN.  Then when I said � excuse me, you got it wrong again she said in a very angry tone. �There are starving people who would love that sandwich and you�re going to eat it like that!�  So that set me off, I flipped out. �Listen idiot, I am a paying customer and I didn�t order my sandwich like that, now do your job and make it the right way or give me my god dam money back.�  By this time a manager had come over and asked what the problem was. I explained what had happened�and I got my money back�and a free sandwich. Good news�I haven�t seen that stupid bitch who fucked my shit up working there in about 2 months now, stupid bitch can�t make a sandwich wrong I hope she OD�s.
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