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| WHO CARES ABOUT WEST NILE VIRUS?! WE SHOULD BE CONCERNED WITH IT'S FATAL COUSIN, SOUTH NILE VIRUS!!! | ||||||||||||||||
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| MOSQUITOE H.I.V!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||
| This is the second ever insect related STD (the first was simple plan). YOU MAY ALREADY HAVE IT!!! For those of us who have yet to catch the fatally itchy disease, heres a few simple precautions you should do to avoid catching: - DO NOT have unprotected sex with a mosquitoe - DO NOT share a wet towel with a mosquitoe - DO NOT listen to emo music I know some of you will have to change your lifestyle dramatically to conform to those first two suggestions (the third is just common knowlege), but it is very important to stop this disease!!! IM SERIOUS, PEOPLE!!! |
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| Tempted? Take a cold shower, buddy. This isnt healthy. | ||||||||||||||||
| Latest update on the disease: Doctors have become befuddled on how to sure the virus, as many mutations (below) have shown up. | ||||||||||||||||
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