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| Ive decided to make a page about cows, but not one thats just going to go ahead and milk stupid, and cheesey jokes. This page is very serious. Very, very, very serious. The other day I was completely enraged to have learned that people are still going on and on about mad cow desease. C'mon everyone, its not their fault theyre so angry, I'd be angry too! As a race the cows have gone through dramatic changes in how they have been treated throughout history. You must understand these creatures used to be worshipped by many cultures, even the great pharaohs of egypt. Meanwhile (or in this case, several thousand years later), north american society is going on tipping sprees, and saying obnoxious phrases, such as "Holy Cow" which has forced several cows to the point of severe dellusions and schitzophreania, all driven by the wild goose chase that is finding the Holy Cow, the legendary cow messiah. Things whent from bad to worse when the hit television show, The Simpsons, popularized the phrase "Dont have a cow". A phrase that had many easily confused farmers set their cows into the wild, where they would all soon be consumed by the horrendously savage tribe of an old guy, named Steve. |
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| Im serious, the tribe is completely insane. Look, its not even raining in that picture. |
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| Those poor cows... | |||||||||||||