klondike

I was recently asked by a commercial what it is that I would do for a klondike bar. I couldnt answer the question, cause I've never actually eaten one. So, in order to answer the question, I decided to go out and try a klondike bar. Unfortunately, due to my infernal lack of knowlege, I found myself horribly confused, as it turns out that I truthfully do not know what I would do for a klondike bar. Would I actually spend money on this?
Im not sure, I havnt had one...
So I decided to do an interview this this dude on the street, maybe he knows...

Presenting...

THE INTERVIEW

Interviewing...

A bum who is addicted to cocaine

David: Hi there, do you mind me asking what it is you would do for a klondike bar?
C Diddy: Ummmm...
David: ...
C Diddy: ...
David: Hurry up, you idiot! I dont have all day!!!
C Diddy: I would do a lot of things for the klondike.
David: Would you steal from your friends or family?
C Diddy: I have.
David: For a Klondike bar?!
C Diddy: Yes.
David: You're a sick man! I hate you, C Diddy!
C Diddy: I once had to kill a man, In order to pay off for some more klondike.
David: Oh my God! Please stop talking to me!
C Diddy: If thats the way its gotta be...
David: Please, just leave me alone C Diddy!
C Diddy: I'd never!
David: This is really going to ruin my day!
C Diddy: I never said I wouldnt!
David: You sick bastard!
C Diddy: NOO--!!!

Hi folks, I'm sure you all hate both David and C Diddy by now. While I too have a strong hatred for Dave, I must come to C Diddy's defense. Here is a glossary of terms that show some of the street slang that C Diddy is used to, but David is too uncool to understand.
Klondike Cocaine
Ummmm Please give me a moment as I donate to a charity that saves dead orphans
Friends Dog owners that waste money on miniature dog sweaters
Family The Insurance companies
I hate you Please, continue
Please stop talking to me I heard Arnold Swartzenegger is running for govenor
Just leave me alone Would you ever watch the film "Gigli"?
This is going to ruin my day Why wont you support good metabolism?!
You sick bastard! I know what you did last summer!

See, folks, C Diddy isnt all that bad. So please, direct all of your hate at David primarily, because hes just such a loser.

-God

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