(June 22 - July 22)
Wait, no.
Kyle is a cancer.
So fuck you astrology.
Some people follow this stuff to the letter, allowing a little blurb in the back of the newspaper to dictate their life.
They should just print:
Everyone's a winner!
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| I was born with cancer! (June 22 - July 22) |
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| I find it hard to believe that my destiny would apply to such a wide range of people. Actually, I dont know if I know another cancer or not... Wait, no. Kyle is a cancer. So fuck you astrology. Some people follow this stuff to the letter, allowing a little blurb in the back of the newspaper to dictate their life. They should just print: |
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| Get a life, you fucking loser | |||||
| That way I get to laugh, and everyone who loves horoscopes will cry. Everyone's a winner! |
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