Feminist
PART I
Hello, how are you? Have a seat. Want some coffee? You do? Damn, I expected
you to say no. What? No, it�s okay, I can make some. Don�t worry; it�s not a
problem. Well, okay, if you insist, but I don�t mind.
Anyways, you�re here for a reason. I have been criticized a few times for my
previous article on feminism. People say I was being apathetic; that I�m an
asshole seeking attention. Believe me, I�m only 33% of what they say about me.
See if you can guess which one. Make a game out of it.
I�d like to say that the article was false. I really have nothing against
feminists. In fact I AM a feminist. Let�s look at the facts as they stand.
1) I�m FOR women. It�s a known fact that feminists are FOR women and against
men. Now, I�m not AGAINST men, but lets say I was in a Taco Bell and a man and
a women are in an argument over� oh, lets say, who was uglier. Now, if these
two people were to bring me into the argument as a third party I would be in
favour of the woman, strictly because she is without a penis.
2) I look like a man, much like all other feminists.
3) I will never bare a child within me, much like all other feminists for their
own reasons different from my own� maybe because they�re ugly, but who can tell?
4) There is an N in the word feminist, and also one in my name.
For now this is all I will give you on why I, Donny Talent, am a feminist. But,
I�ll leave you with a point that few know about. The word FEMINIST is actually
an acronym. Each letter stands for a word. Here�s what it stands for:
Fucking Egotistical Moron Imbeciles Needing to be Instantly Stabbed Today