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Now why would I ever care if it�s not chips or crackers.  Why are they bragging about this?  Is this something to be proud about?  Correct me if I�m wrong, but I�m pretty sure this has been done before.  Seriously, look around the house.  It might take you a while, but you should be able to find something that�s not a chip or a cracker.  Maybe marketing thought people might confuse crispers with chips or crackers, and we all know how tragic that would be.  Maybe, just maybe, it�s just because they needed a jive-ass gimmick to sell their product.  The target audience here is people who will be amazed by the fact that it�s neither chip, nor cracker.  Come to think of it, it does seem reasonable, because there are a LOT of stupid people out there.  YA, there on to something here, I should use the exact same concept to make my product sell more, if not simply put emphases on my point.
Its not Milk!
Its not a Horse!
Its Balsamic Vinegar!
Please note that I like crispers, and would have no problem buying them.  But I hate the sales pitch. HATE IT.
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