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| With the war on terrorism long forgotten about, we as a society now face the question of: What else poses a threat to us? Well my friends, I believe that the two biggest threats to us now are mimes and transvestites. Although there is no question of that, there is one question that looms over us..which wouldbe worse.? Mimes are undoubtably one of the stupidest groups of people to ever come about, if you disagree..then you probably are a mime, or will be soon. If the mimes attacked the homeland, chaos would no doubt wreak havoc throughout our otherwise peaceful land, but the odds of a mime being able to plan an attack with another mime would be quite low. If you've ever had the misfortune of seeing more than one mime at once, you can see how inefficently they are at communicating with one another. Now that we've touched on Mimes, its time to touch on transvestites ( I wish that I could've thoguht of a better way to say that). In direct contrast to mimes, transvestites are usually loud , flamboyant, masculine, and well , hideous. But I, like most, have ocasionally mistaken a really ugly woman for a man in drag. The transvestites know this. And that is how they would infiltrate. They would simply pose as real women working in such jobs as mechanic, or construction. We would get use to thier presence until one day, the attack . The mimes have a more direct and silent attack , but the transvestites are more thorough. The transvestites' plan , though more effective, would take a lot longer. I know what your thinking, simply telling us about the enemy isn't enough Alex, how do we protect ourselves. The answer; crossbow, the crossbow is almost the most underrated weapon in the last 100 years. It has all the personality of a rifle, with the econmy of a re-usable arrow. So now it is time for action, everytime you see a mime, stab it in the neck or heart. If you see what you perceive to be a transvestite, please gouge its eyes out with an axe, if you're not sure..do it anyways. |