Most people are just apples, likeable..but nothing realyl special to offer. These people can be found all over. Them you have the oranges, these people are basically cocky apples. Every now and then you get the occasional pineapple. At first glance, you can tell this is a hardcore fruit, it doesn't wnat you to eat it..that's why it is covered with natural spites. Then you have the handicapped, which are represented by tomatoes.. I mean really whats the deal tomatoes. My thinking is that tomatoes are barely fruit and retards are barely human, fair enough? This is where it gets tricky, actual homosexuals are represented by kiwis, middle aged people are grapes, old people are grapefruits , babies are grapes. I bet you're thinking; "But Alex, what about the morbidly obese?," well my friend, those are clearly pumpkins, unless they're funny, in which case they become watermelons or cantelopes.
There are several fruits, as well as demographics, not mentioned in this atricle. But this is because it was a terrible idea and a waste of my time writing and posting it and you're time reading it. Please don't blame the nutritous fruits that love us as much as we love them.