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| I was in Save-on-foods today purchasing some groceries and I was standing in line. Now, the line was moving very slowly and I was growing impatient. So I yell out, "Man, what is this, the DAWN of the DEAD?" In reference to a very popular zombie movie. Everyone in the line turns around to look at me, and it turns out that they were zombies after all. There was flesh falling off of people and everything, it was awsome. Turns out that by yelling my comment I had angered these zombies that were minding their own business waiting to pay for their miscellanious articles. As if simultaniously every zombie in the grocery market dropped their food and started walking towards me. Luckily, for some reason, I had my Genuine Bruce Campbell hand shot gun, which is what he used in Evel Dead 2 and the Army of Darkness. I purchased it on ebay at Christmas. Now, I'm letting off shots every which way and these zombies just keep on coming at me without even being phazed. So, I did the only thing I could do. I ran. I ran into the parking lot to get to my car, because, you know, I have a license some how. And I see this one big zombie on his cell phone calling in reinforcments. And I see these jock zombies hopping into their Purple dune buggie to give me chase. I turn off of Ironwood into a busy intersection hoping that I would lose them, yet all I did was run into the reinforcement zombies. So I'm trapped. You've got zombies behind me on foot and in cars and you've got zombies in front of me driving their Chevy Camaros. So, I developed a plan. I waited for the zombies to get close to me and I hit the eject button next to me seat. I went flying about 600 feet into the air and my parachute opens, luckily I had taken a parachute lesson the previous day so I was able to control my parachute and guide it to where I wished it to go. I looked back down at the zombies to see that they had broken into song. I remembered hearing this song somewhere and it really bugged me because I couldn't think of what it was. Then it came to me. It was the classic song written by the Murderdolls, a vivacious punk band. The zombies were up on their cars dancing and singing in sync with each other. They were trying to send me a message. I took out a pad of paper and wrote down waht they were singing. I will leave you now with those notes. "When tomorrow comes, we�ll be one of them And our only purpose is, to kill off those not dead We are the dead and we�re coming for you We are the dead and we�re coming for you We are the dead and we�re coming for you� Because we are the dead When there�s no more room in hell Then the dead will walk the Earth And the living won�t have a prayer Cause it�s the dawn of the dead Can�t you see what this world�s become? When the dead feast off the living, yeah And we�re about to join the fun We are the dead and we�re coming for you" | ||