All Video Stores Ever Suck
Dear God, I went to Jumbo video today, and like every other time I have gone to rent a movie ANYWHERE, I came out of the store absolutely furious.  Movie stores have pussy ass fag movies all over the place.  I am a poor sonofabitch and I don't have a DVD player?so I can get the only new release that I want to see this sweet chupacobra movie with TONS of KICK ASS KILLING?is only on DVD.
What's worse that that, there are no good movies being made now-a-days.  Like Harry Fucking potter, I'll watch Harry Potter the day I ice up my nuts and cut the bag right the fuck off.  Holy shit, I think only kids under 4 who are female should see that shit.  Harry Potter?fuck. i have a super small weener
Then there are the people who work at the video store.  The people who work there are fucking useless (except for this one hot chick who I always try to talk with, I'm like "hey, yeah do you know any good movies" then I'll rent the movie she suggests and return it when she's working and be like "yeah, that was great, you pick awesome movies"  yeah that's right I'm fucking suave!)  Anyways, I am renting a sweet collections of videos, I'm talking the original evil dead, Jason 7 and fuckin Scarface, some kick ass fuckin movies.  And this fucking moron is like "d'uhhhh I'm gunna need to see ID" I'm like "what the fuck"  and he's all like "these are rated R"  so I'm like "FUCK YOU" like honestly what a stupid bastard?telling me to see fucking ID?.anyways I had to get my brother to get them cause I'm too young?
Long story short
FUCK VIDEO STORES
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