Tasteh

What do YOU want to see in Legolas' mouth?

Let's keep this relatively clean, please...

How this started:

Does anyone see this picture and think "...that's suggestive and photoshoppable"?

Well, I sure did. So... I sent it to my friend Brian and dared him to photoshop it. He said it would be obscene. I said, "exactly."

Then I sent it to my friend Nick, who (we think) is generally innocent... asking what should be put in Legolas' mouth. He suggested pizza.

Then, I thought, a Cheez-it would be funny.

A GIANT Cheez-it, to be exact.

Then, I thought, this picture looks way too dark compared to the Cheez-it. Unfortunately, I forgot to change the levels BEFORE I separated the layers, and wound up with a freak of Middle Earth nature.

Trust me, it looked even WORSE when I tried to change the levels on just the nose/maxillary region. (I studied my anatomy Dr. Sanford!)

Then, I sent them to my friend Sean, who can have a morbid sense of humor at times. He suggested this:

You can't have a joke like this without the obligatory bat's head being bitten off. Thank you, Sean.

But wait! There's more! I wanted to try for something a bit enticing...

...with the ever-sexy strawberry.

Then, Meghan suggested the following two:

a (very large) Swedish Fish...

...and an M&M. (Or, according to M&M politics, Winston Churchill.

And then...

The epiphany came.

Why didn't I think of it before?

Yes, I cloned and smudged his hair to make it look realistic after the hand-move. I am the clone-smudge Goddess.

This is what happned when I got rid of the ice cream. Sick. Funny, though. That's his hand there. He's holding his hand in the same hand. And his chin is smudged down and stuff. Just weird. O.o;;;

Legolas: What's this little sticky note in my lunchbox.... *opens* "I hope you enjoy the lunch I packed you. Good luck on your math test! Love, Mom" *rolls eyes*

Hee hee. This idea came from Angela. He's eating a poptart. It says "Have a Great Day!" I wonder what kind of filling is in there. The poptart, I mean.
Heheh. Meghan, you lucky poptart bitch.

No, Legolas, you'll break your pearly white teeth if you try to open it that way...

After I made this I found out there's a scene they deleted from RotK where Legolas is drinking some beer or something. I still think he'd enjoy Heineken... Aragorn would have Coors... All the hobbits would have Guiness... Gandalf would have Corona... Gimli... umm.... Guiness again I think. Omg Eowyn would so have Bud.

Baconbaconbaconbaconbacon.... iiiiit's BACON!!!!

Hee hee thanks Meg! And you ate how many slices of bacon the next morning? Not much more than I did, if not equal...

Thanks again Meg. Heh heh this was very strange making this picture while listening to "Dirty Thoughts" by Amber..........

I'll teach you to be happy! ....I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

That one was me. Though if I didn't, Kali would have eventually.

Any ideas? Email me at [email protected] or send me an AIM message at Honou Miko and let me know.

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