Parseltongue Translation:
Tom: So, what was that joke you were going to tell me?
Basilisk: Oh yeah! Okay...
            So I'm sitting in this bar the other day...
            And this guy walks up to me and says, "Man, I haven't had a bite in weeks!"
             So I bit him!!
Tom: ::chokes and laughs:: That joke is SO much funnier when you tell it!!!
Basilisk: You're drunk, Tom.
Colored version coming soon. Don't remember what exactly possessed me to be this random.
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