“We use Armando or we use NO ONE!
He is better than a clown, a face painter
a magician and balloon twister, COMBINED!”
- Violet Valdez -
Event Planner, Crearte Productions

 

Dear Friend,

This year, do something incredible different to make your child's birthday the envy of friends and family. Forget about the stress and hassles of trying to decide what to do... but how?

It's VERY EASY!

Simply have Armando, “Comedian For Kids” come and entertain your guests with hilarious comedy, funny puppetry, incredible magic, optical illusions, clean but funny gags and jokes geared just for your child and your guests.

You'll be surprised to realize how easy the party is to put on when you have me come to the party.  All you do is have cake and ice cream, open presents, and Armando’s hilarious comedy and magic show takes care of the rest... you just sit back and relax!

 

“Armando, I honestly believe you can make
the difference between a special occasion
and an OUTSTANDING one”
- Christina Guilianti -
Social Director, Boca West C.C.

It Couldn't Get Any Easier!!!

You'll love it and I guarantee it!  Your child will love it too!  I’m so sure about this, I’m willing to put my money where my mouth is. If you're not completely satisfied, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK!

This is how it works:  I come out to where-ever you're having the party and do my show for you so you don't have to hassle with:

·         Finding some way to keep 10, 20, or more kids safely entertained.

·         Trying to come up with a bunch of games you and kids won't find boring.

·         Chasing "pizza-coated" kids around Chuck E Cheese or whatever ... nervously trying to keep track of everyone -- constantly worrying if you've lost a child somewhere in the shuffle.

Doesn't that sound good?  Go ahead, take a deep breath.... breathe easy .... that's right, my goal is to totally remove the stress from your day and make this party not only the most fun and fantastic ever, but also oh so easy for you.

Every movement, has been precisely planned and packed with action, magic, music, and laughter for your entire family!  Imagine how much fun you'll have watching every face in your home howling with laughter!

 

“Most people told me Armando was the highlight
 of the party and I agree, he certainly added to
our event. I was very impressed.”
- Liz Martinez -
Activities Manager, Grove Isle Hotel

And as an Added Bonus:
Special Birthday Party Prizes for EVERYONE!

Regardless of which birthday party package you choose, every child at the event will get a special gift. Unlike other entertainers who just hand out balloons, that usually “pop” before the kids get to take them home (usually leaving you with the responsibility to deal with upset kids) I make sure every kid takes home an interactive surprise gift that will teach them while having fun.

This will really impress the other parents!

And with the Ultimate Deluxe Birthday Party Package, you'll receive the following:

®    Goodie bags, packed with gags, gamers and much more! The kids love them and it saves you the hassle of finding the stuff and putting them together yourself.

 

®    Every child automatically becomes a member of Armando’s “Fan Club”.

 

®    Each kid gets a Fun-time Activity Booklet.

 

And then, after the big, "Rock Your Walls With Laughter" finish, the Birthday Child will receive their very own: ARMANDO’S Young Comedian Set which I’ve made up myself with funny jokes, gags and magic tricks. Now it will be easy for your child to become the center of attention and impress their friends, giving them many, many extra hours of laughter and fun after the show is over.

 

Just imagine the look on your child’s face one I produce this Set as a gift from you. Who knows you may wind up raising the next Jerry Sainfeld, Steve Martin or Jay Leno! How cool is that?

 

I guarantee that every child at the party will give you a huge THANK YOU!!! ovation for throwing such a GREAT birthday party!

 

“Armando, thank you for coming to Rhode Island
to help make Gail’s birthday party the tremendous
success that it was. Everyone keeps talking to
me about how much they enjoyed your show”
- Geoff Tapper -
Cranston, R.I.

I offer several different totally affordable birthday party package solutions, making sure there's a package friendly to every family's needs.  And if one of my standard packages doesn't fit just right for you, I can craft a solution personalized to your specific requirements.

For more information, show request and rates
Call 24/7 FREE Recorded Message
954-537-3176

Please Note: Due to a busy schedule only a limited
number of engagements are accepted every month.

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