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Woofboy111: Hello Honest Doris. how are you Today?

Woofboy111: Froggygush was telling me that you were talking to some long lost relatives that live in CA. Is this true?

Woofboy111: anyone home?

Woofboy111: knock knock

Woofboy111: I know if I annoy you enough you will answer me. Probably with a harsh comment like..."I told you goodnite already, and THAT IS THAT." Really, I don't know why you would say this because you didn't tell me goodnight yet, but I can see it happening.

Woofboy111: I have a feeling someone fell asleep while using the computer.

Woofboy111: WAKE UP!!!

Woofboy111: I saw your newspaper article. You look really cool in it. WHere did you get that $35,000 to donate to charity?

Woofboy111: I bet this is someone else on honest doris's screen name. That is why no one is answering. This isn't the first time that Hon-do has had this problem. I will have to notify AOL of the problem if it is not straightened out. Thankyou, and have a nice day.

Woofboy111: If you are not the real honest doris, you must think I'm getting kind of annoying.

Woofboy111: Will the real Honest Doris please stand up?

Honest Doris: If you don't get off the computer when I see you I shall wring your neck. I am checking my mail and HANDS OFF.

Woofboy111: huh? "HANDS OFF" of what? I'm not there so I can not put my hands on anything. Is this the real Honest Doris?

Woofboy111: Why do you want me to get off the computer when you see me? Is "I shall wring your neck" a death theat?

Woofboy111: I must go now, for I am tired. The next time I am online and I see you, I will run into a protected area and I will watch my neck. Enjoy checking your email. Maybe your long-lost relative wrote to you (I'd love to meet them.), and like me and Froggy both told you, you would be a perfect rap singer. You could make millions. You would be one of the richest people in the country. All you would need to do is sing a few rhyming songs. You like Dr. Suess don't you.

Woofboy111: recite some of his books, only a LOT faster, and the money will come pouring in just like THAT. If you would like me to record you a demo tape, just tell me, but until then, goodnight!!!

I'll miss you until the next time we talk honest doris... :-*

Woofboy111: goodnight.

Woofboy111: remember what I told you about becoming a rap singer...

Goodnight for the last time.

Woofboy111 signing off in 5...

Honest Doris: gOODNIGHT, WE SHALL TALK ANOTHER DAY.

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Woofboy111: Goodnight

{Woofboy111 signs off}