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Woofboy111: Hey Grandma

Honest Doris: Hey Grandson

Woofboy111: are you having tortillas or matzas for passover? They have the same ingredients you know.

Honest Doris: Only matzos for Passover, I donot care if tortillas have the same stuff in them. It is tradition to have matzos.

Woofboy111: well ok. Do you top your matzos with anything?

Woofboy111: or do you eat them plain?

Honest Doris: Listen Woofboy stop asking questions. I will only be on the computer for l5 minutes and wish to check my mail. I love you but I have a time limit now for I am tired.
Goodnite now.

Woofboy111: wait grandma. Don't you put oysters on your matzos? I do. Is that kosher? I'm sure if you watch Emeril on the food network, you would get lots of ideas like that.

By the way, I heard you are coming here tomorrow. Why didn't you tell me this when I talked to you on the phone yesterday? On Monday, David says he wants you to skip the parades and fireworks at epcot so you could see him. Do you want to, or do you want to get the most out of those free tickets?

Woofboy111: are you going to answer me soon? I want to go to bed. I'm on a time limit you know.

Honest Doris: I told you goodnite already, and THAT IS THAT.

Woofboy111: you don't want to answer my questions?

Grandma? Don't you want to talk to me? What's wrong?

BTW-why do you spell goodNIGHT as goodnite. Don't you know the correct spelling of the word. Typing one extra letter won't take you that much longer to type. I'm so sorry for bothering you again, but I just need to point out these things. I don't think I'll be able to get a goodnight's (notice the proper way to spell it) sleep with you spelling night incorrectly. Why do you do it that way?

Woofboy111: grandma doris. Honest doris. dishonest doris. Mrs. Barkan. Ms. Barkan. Just Plain Doris. Whatever you like to be called...

I don't have all night (this IS spelled correctly) here. I'll have nightmares all night about your mis-spelled word, but if you don't answer me within the next few minutes, I'll have to be signing off. Would you like that? (It is also very inpolite not to answer people when you're in the middle of a conversation with them!)

{honestdoris signs off at 11:25 PM}