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Woofboy111: Hey Honest doris

Woofboy111: do you perfer big macs or double woppers???

Woofboy111: huh???

I need to know NOW for I am tired and want to do something else (not sleep).

Woofboy111: will you wait for me? I'll be back in like 10 minutes or something like that

Honest Doris: R you back????

Woofboy111: yep...

Woofboy111: I see you waited for me.

Honest Doris: What's doing kiddo??Making trouble??

Woofboy111: so, do you like mcdonalds or burgerking?

Woofboy111: no. Kiddo is not making any trouble.

Woofboy111: Unless you mean davids bad hair day?

Honest Doris: I don't eat that garbage.

Honest Doris: Stop picking on your father.

Woofboy111: It's not garbage. It's just really bad qualty, high fat meat that's not good for you.

Woofboy111: I've seen you eat Burger king before. You got a grilled chicken sandwich

Woofboy111: My father was picking on us, that is why he had a little buzzer mishap.

Woofboy111: I was not picking on him

Woofboy111: I was getting back at him!!!

Honest Doris: That is healthier than the burgers, unless they are turkey burgers which they dont have.

What kind of buzzer mishap.

Honest Doris: Go have fun. I amsigning off. Have a good weekend and take good care of your Dad.

Woofboy111: burger king has BK Veggie burgers now. I like them, as long as you put lots of horseradish sauce on them. I'm sure they are heathier than beef too

Woofboy111: a buzzer mishap on his eyebrow

Woofboy111: A little section of it is missing

Woofboy111: he didn't tell you about it?

Honest Doris: Goodnite.

Woofboy111: He lies to everyone else about it, and he has said before that he HATES LYERS!!!

Woofboy111: he was lying

Woofboy111: goodnight honest doris. I hope to speak to you sometime soon in the future.

Woofboy111: Do you think that is a possiblity?

Honest Doris: Spelling lessonj lyers is not a word, the word is liars.

There is always the possibility and probability that he will be talking to one another very soon.

GOOD NITE.

Auto response from Woofboy111: Do you like green eggs and ham? I like green eggs and ham. I can recite the whole book "Green Eggs And Ham" by memory. While I'm away, see if you can remember it all. Let me get you started...

I am Sam, I am Sam

Sam I am,

That Sam I am, That Sam I am, I do not like that Sam I am.

Do you like green eggs and I think you need to come up with the rest of it....

Woofboy111: I'm back...

oh, so now you're a grammer teacher. Remember...Those who can do, and those who cant, teach

Woofboy111: Does that mean you can't?

Woofboy111: you seem to be teaching...

Woofboy111: but you can't forget that those who cant teach, teach gym. Know anyone like that?

Woofboy111: BTW (means by the way...learn it, memorize it, you'll be hearing it alot on the internet), I thought you said goodnight already?

Woofboy111: So, do you like BK Veggie burgers with lots of horseradish sauce?

Woofboy111: YOu never answered that?

Woofboy111: And a few nights ago you told me that I'm almost 17 and I know what I should do to my dad. I don't know what you wanted me to do to him. When I asked you, you told me goodnight and signed off. WhaT should I do to him???

Woofboy111: don't tell me you just did it again? You just signed off, didn't you. I guess you won't be getting this if you are already off, so GOODNIGHT HONEST DORIS. I AM GOING TO BED NOW FOR I AM TIRED AND MUST GO TO SLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT OR THE CARRAGE WILL TURN BACK INTO A PUMKIN AND THE HORSES WILL TURN BACK INTO MICE AND MY GLASS SNEAKERS WILL SHATTER. Goodnight honestdoris.