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Woofboy111: Hello Honest Doris.

Honest Doris: I shall be with you soon.

Woofboy111: How are you doing today honest doris???

Woofboy111: having fun with leo in your condo???

Honest Doris: We are fine and we always have fun.

Woofboy111: I'm sure you do...except when you argue...right??

Honest Doris: It is nofun to argue, so we never do. Maybe disagree, but argue.

Do you argue with your Dad?

Woofboy111: like when we we're there and you and leo were argueing about the pistatcho nuts that david brought. Leo was eating them, and you didn't like that. (were you jealous). YOu said there was salt on them, but Leo didn't think so...

Then you started argueing about not arguing. You said you never argue, but you were argueing.

Woofboy111: like I said, you do argue...I even caught this on tape...no doubt about it, you WERE arguing. Of course I argue with my dad. At least I try to...

Woofboy111: He's no fun to argue with, because he feels that it's his way or no way.

Woofboy111: Lately he has been acting like an old fart more than ever...

Woofboy111: EVERYTHING annoys him now (just like I annoy you!)

Woofboy111: You'll never guess what we did today...

Honest Doris: Good for your Dad.

Arguing is spelt like I did. There is no e in it.

Excuse me, show some respect. I dont like your choice of words.

Are you with him now???

Honest Doris: What?????

Woofboy111: what choice of words don't you like? Tell me and I'll re type that line for you. I am with my dad right now. Being a grammer teacher again I see... I could do that too. Before you wrote:

"It is nofun to argue"

nofun is incorrect. the correct spelling is no (press space bar) fun. Hope this helped you..

Woofboy111: we saw a movie today!!!

Honest Doris: I hope you enjoyed the movie.

Sorry but I have to sign off for I have some Emails to write. Talk to you again tomorrow. Say hello to my son.

Woofboy111: we were going to go to some theme park run by the chinese government because they want to get US government workers to come by giveing them free tickets. Since your little boy is an postal alien, he got a free ticket, but it rained today, so we saw signs on a Imax screen.

Woofboy111: I think it may be a little too scary for anyone with heart, neck, or back problems. You even saw an ALIEN (looked different from your son) in it.

Woofboy111: I'm just re-reading what you wrote before and I have a question for you? How can you sign off and write some emails? I know you can do that, but you can't send the emails if you are signed off. I see you are still online now. Do you have some new, magic version of America Online that i Do not know about?

Woofboy111: any idea why your alien son is always so tired???

Woofboy111: was he always like that?

Woofboy111: is that common for aliens???

Woofboy111: do u know why I keep on calling him an alien?

Woofboy111: I could call him an extra-terresterial (I know, it's probably spelled wrong...I don't need a grammer lesson --night, not nite)

Woofboy111: or an et

Woofboy111: or Dave

Woofboy111: he likes dave

Woofboy111: did you know he's an alien???

Woofboy111: I think you may have been abducted by aliens...you're not answering. Do you use the home keys when you type? It would really improve your speed and those emails that you had to write would have been done in a flash, but if you don't know them, you could probably learn... Local high schools teach that stuff, or maybe you could take a class at the clubhouse.

Woofboy111: here... this is what the government has to say about postal workers like your son being an alien. I'm sure it's somewhere on that site. Read up on it...

http://www.governmentguide.com/research_and_education/UFO.adp

Woofboy111: honest doris...you just left me. Got too annoyed???