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{First message sent at 11:25 PM}

Woofboy111: I knew you wouldn't break your promise. Did Leo get you that birthday present yet?

Woofboy111: is your present going to be big enough to hold food for every one in century village?

Woofboy111: i've always wanted a walk in freezer, but I don't know if you could get refrigators that are walk in. I don't know where I would keep a walk in freezer though. I want to make my room into one, but I don't know if that would work. Maybe I could dig a basement under the house and make that a walk in freezer. Basements are cold in the first place, so that makes sense.

Woofboy111: you said you were tired before. Did you fall asleep at the computer? Your son does that a lot. When I get home from school sometimes, I try going on the internet, but I can't because it says runner2104 is logged in. I call him up then and tell him to get off and then I say "David, GO TO BED." Normally he does, but other times he says, "wait! Let me finish writing this email," and he acts like he didn't fall asleep at all. I've never done that, but I'm tired today, for I didnot take a nap today.

Woofboy111: I'm not going to bed yet because I want to download a few more songs so I can burn a cd I have been working on for a few months now. Do you still want the cat's cd? I have disk 1 all done, but I'm still working on disk two. Do you want me to send you disk one. Let me mention that I think the cat's cd is ultra-cool and I'm making a copy for myself so I can listen to it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Are there any other really cool cds that you want???

Honest Doris: GO TO BED111111111 There are no basements in Florida. If they try to dig on you shall run into water. When I get my refrigerator I shall notify you.

Honest Doris: Incidentally, GOOD NITE. IAM SIGNING OFF.

Woofboy111: I'm downloading. I could go to bed in 21 minutes. Don't yell at me either. It hurts my sensitive ears. You can dig a basement in Florida. It can just be really shallow, or you could dig it normal depth, and keep a pump in it, or you could have an underground swimming pool, or you could have a wishing well.

Woofboy111: Do you have plans to get a walk in refrigerator?

Woofboy111: You haven't signed off yet...what's wrong? You seem to be backing out of your word...Well, anyways, Happy Birthday...

Honest Doris: i LOVE YOU , WOOFBOY. You really know how to bust chops. This time I mean it, Goodnite, Sleep tight, donot let the bedbugs bite.

Woofboy111: bust chops??? pork chops??? lamb chops??? What bugs? What kind of bugs live in beds?

{honest Doris signs off at 11:42}