Matty B's Official Fansite!

He sucks at croquet but I love him anyway!

Follow a hormonal American Teen as she attempts to unravel the contradiction that is Matty B. Who is he? What goes on in his head? Does he enjoy ice cream? If so, what is his favorite flavor? I don't know. I've never met him.

Matty B. had an unusual birth as he wasn't really born at all. He was spawned into existence from the chance happening of lightening striking a duck. That explains the webbed feet and feathers that are discreetly hidden on his scalp by his long, curly, locks.

A few moments after his creation he decided that he didn't quite know who he was or what his purpose was and he didn't much care. Thus, he became Nomadic and wandered the British countryside looking for...well...whatever it is Scottish people look for when they don't have a purpose. Kittens? We'll go with kittens. Who doesn't love a cute, cuddley kitten? You can pet them and when you're bored of their fuzziness you can practice bunting with them.

What was I doing? ::scrolls up:: Oh yes- making a fan site.

So yes, somewhere outside of Elign our beloved Matty ran into Martin Smith. Smith said to Matty "Would you like to be in a mindless crap video?" and Matty must've said sure because he was in it!

Then Smith got online and showed the film to a girl by the name of Mandy (who is rad) and she decided she had enough free time to throw together a useless fan site dedicated to a fellow simply because she liked his shaggy hair/beard combo. The End!