Satanism
Yes, Hail Satan, and I'm sure every honest priest would have to say the same thing. To quote the great Anton La`vey, "Satan is the best friend the church has ever had. It has kept it in buisness all of these years!" Most people don't realize if there was no devil to fear, then there would be no reason to attend church. And what almost everybody doesnt know is that satanists do NOT worship Satan. They are called "Satanists" because "satan", in both satanism and christianity represents pleasure and satisfaction. The difference between christians and satanists is that christians believe in spiritual cleansing through masochistic ego starvation and loving everyone, and satanists simply believe in enjoying life, and loving only people who deserve love. The christian propaganda of satanism is sadly, widely accepted. By which I mean the notion that a Satanist would kill a child, animal or an innocent person for a ceremony. This is complete bullshit. Anyone who claims they are a satanist who would do something like that isnt a true satanist, but a byproduct of idiot propaganda. I would consider myself a Satanist, though I don't tell people that normally (even when they ask) because people don't understand what it means to follow that philosphy, and are usually too fucking stupid to get even a 30 second education on it. I find that satanic philosophy very healthy, and must emphasize the point that Satanists are born, not created. They are the alien elite, the diamonds in the rough :)