Life really bites 

Life sucks, and it really bites,
it's nothing but a bunch of fights,
I'm going insane, and it's not funny,
I can't get a job, I never have money,
Death would be cool if it occured,
My brain is small, and my vision is blurred,
I can't spell, and I can't write neat,
I got out of the kitchen, 'cause of the heat,
I was born cute, and became uglified,
When I was young I always cried,
Girls are like passwords of someone that died,
When checking the password, my access is denied,
To all those with hands to lend,
Give me a bullet and a gun to bring The End!