| Moonlit Sex on the Beach Some say moonlit sex on the beach is great, The shore, the sand, the water, and your mate, It's more romantic than on the bed, It takes you to Heaven, or so it is said, The sound of the sea makes you wild, While the temperature is really quite mild, You get so hot and horny, that it makes you go nuts, Doing it from sunset to sunrise takes a lot of guts, After you're done cool off in the sea, After we're done, you'll be glad you did it with me, Its too bad it was only a dream, Although they are not always what they seem, I love you more than you'll ever know, In my eyes, you'll always glow, There would be nothing better than a wedding vow, I am sorry to say but that is all for now! |
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| Til I sleep It is 1 am and I got a few hours til I sleep, I wish I could tell everyone sorry for being a creep, Someone promised they wouldn't screw their ex, I think I will die just so they can have sex, My friend Jason Keller recently died, Yesterday, for the first time in a while, I cried, I wish instead of him it would have been me, I am sick, so the next to die just may be.. I, the guy with a pitiful looking car, Hopefully I'll get jumped and my head craked with a bar, Blood oozing out of me, the little b*tch, I bet I would get more chicks if I was rich, A sober virgin is how I'll be, when i am dead, I will never have sex, no matter what is said, Wrapped around a girl's finger are a couple of guys. What will they do if one or all of them dies, They would just get replacements in a couple of weeks, The girls can sit there, while the guy seeks, If I rub my butt on top of some cheese, Will I get lucky and get a disease? My heart is broken, yet my mind is clever, So this is goodbye for now, and maybe forever! |
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