| This is all about me |
| This is all about me, I've been stung by a bee, The night is dreary, Just wanna be free, They call me Homey G, Lost more than one key, Busted open my knee, I.ve eaten a spree, There's so much to see, Love to drink tea, maybe with some J. D., Not very lucky, Fell from a tree, I've been happy, Went out with a Lindsey, And a Kristy, lived in Italy, Actually it happened to be Sicily, Played with a bead, Done an evil deed, My dogs I feed, Not one car I keyed, I love to lead, Love is one thing I need, I like to speed, But hate to read, Smoked a lot of weed, I wanna be freed, I listen to Creed, I never take heed, I always bleed, Someone's head I kneed, Played ball at William Reed, Swallowed an orange seed, Seen animals breed, Seen a lot of greed, I have a bro, Watched "The Crow," Eaten cookie dough, I have a foe, I've been on the go, Been friends with a hoe, I knew a Joe, There's a lot I don't know, I like Edgar Allan Poe, I've had to sew, Smashed my toe, I have played with a yo-yo, Wish I had an afro, Felt real low, I'm kind of slow, Stuff I like to throw, Watch a show, My friend lives on Monroe, Felt blue, Seen a crew, Sometimes don't have a clue, There's a lot I will do, In a plane I flew, Played with glue, Never met a jew, Heard a cow "moo," Forgot what I knew, Seen a shirt with "Eat Poo," Never plan to sue, Eaten some stew, Stores I've been too, Experienced love being true, Said "I love you," Baseball I threw, Heard a crowd boo, Been to a zoo, Barg has no bite, drink Sunny Delight, Been in more than one fight, Taken a flight, I flew a kite, Broke a light, it'll be cold tonight, I can be polite, I hate to write, I have good sight, I hate pants being tight, I am white, I have stood at great height, I don't act bright, My life's not quite right, Experienced fright, Seen a termite, Created a website, I said goodbye, A girl made me cry, Wonder when I will die, Eaten a french fry, Wish I could fly, I know of a guy, Who always gets high, I hate to lie, My feelings I deny, I love cherry pie, I can't stand rye, My shoes I tie, I always try, I wonder why, A baseball has hit my eye, I am kinda shy, My knowledge I apply, My tears have run dry, I've been hit with a bat, Been scrathced by a cat, I don't have much fat, I never wear a hat, I knew a Matt, who ate a gnat, Seen the movie "It's Pat," I'm a "River Rat," The worlds not flat, I can be a brat, I might join a frat, But I doubt that, Where ever I'm at, Where will I be sat, With you, I'll chat, This is a horrible habitat, Played "Mortal Kombat," Seen a bug splat, Slept in a waterbed, visit the dead, got a lot of scars on my head, Been stabbed with lead, like to smoke a red, can't remember what I said, Who am I gonna wed, Ate some bread, Got hit with a sled, Have a shed, My past I dread, Water I like to tread, Burned some thread, I've definately sped, Legs I like to spread, From a crimescene I fled, was told to stay but left instead, Watched "Bill and Ted," Played baseball, Made a phone call, Decapitated a doll, I always seem to fall, Broke the law, A ball bat hit my jaw, Been to the mall, Know a Paul, Seen an animal skinned raw, Cut myself with a saw, My girlfriend's not that tall, Ran into a wall, I always say y'all, Undid a bra, Seen a baby crawl, Been in a hall, And in a bathroom stall, Played with straw, Farewell I no longer bid, Bad things I did, From cops I hid, Wanted to eat squid, Trespassing I forbid, Looked up "id," Can't wait to have a kid, Tightened a lid, I feel so stupid, Knewan Alfred, Graphed on a grid, Seen a skid, Never knew a Sid, Down a slide I slid, Seen some acid, I'm feelin wicked, Smashed an arachnid, Flipped my lid, Stuff I bought, Usually get caught, My parents and I fought, Don't need what I got, My girl is really hot, I used to smoke a lot, I used to smoke pot, My brain will rot, True love I sought, Everything I've been taught, Want to own a yacht, The booze I brought, Slept on a cot, Made a dot, I have no blood clot, Played a slot, A gun I shot, Made up a good plot, Never full of bliss, Friends with a Chris, Delivered a dis, Made a hiss, Knew a miss, Who was a litle priss, No biological sis, My knife is a swiss, So listen to this, Watched "The Abyss," Language is amiss, Do aliens exist, All drugs I used to resist, I don't reminisce, But I do dismiss, Hurt my fist, Miss getting a kiss, Made a very long list, My life's a bore, There is no core, Not an open door, Hated life since four, Seen some gore, Known a whore, I just more, Pretty poor, Don't have a very loud roar, Will never soar, My heart gets tore, Don't like war, Not after nor before, Everyone I adore, I've hit the floor, In sports I score, Been in almost every store, I like to explore, I only ate, but never bait, I always forget the date, I know not my fate, I opened a gate, Not too much I hate, Knew a Kate, Stayed up late, Wonder who's my soulmate, Knew a Nate, I don't like to rate, Lost some weight, Live in a lame state, Balloons I like to inflate, Met an inmate, I eat from a plate, I am straight, I opened a crate, My mind is away, Lived near a bay, Played with clay, Don't know the day, Knew a Faye, Like to say gay, Jumped into hay, Like the blue jay, I'm never ok, As I write I lay, No importance to May, I need more pay, Studied Stevie Ray, Don't wanna stay, Can't find the way, Wrote an essay, Want to house every stray, Wore a beret, Things I like to bend, But not to blend, I hate to offend, But I love to defend, I'll be your friend, I have a hand to lend, My heart can't mend, I've had a case pend, Emails I love to send, Cigarettes I used to vend, I can't apprehend, nor comprehend, Have my own trend, I will never ascend, But only descend, No church I attend, will never suspend, I will soon see The End! |
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