I thought I heard a chainsaw rather late last night I woke this mornin' and I knew I was right I got the cut-in-half blues well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues I knew we were in trouble I knew she lost her head when she started bringin' all those power tools to bed I got the cut-in-half blues well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues I'm layin' in my grave all I do is grunt cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my ass in the front I got the cut-in-half blues well the last thing I saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues (achoo!)
Stereopathetic Soulmanure