Son Pablo Renaldo thinks Mr. Clean will win...
Mouthful of Grandma believes the Pine-sol lady will be the victor...

Son Pablo Renaldo: Well Mr. Clean would have the advantage because of his muscular build. He would flatten The Pine-Sol lady to a pile of grease and then wipe her up and disinfect the area. Mr. Clean may be gay, but he's no puss.

Mouthful of Grandma: No way. The Pine-sol lady has one thing Mr. Clean is lacking in. Soul power. She fights with the fury of three hundred years of repression. What does Mr. Clean have, the lumberjack fists of fury?

Son Pablo Renaldo: Oh, playing the race card now eh? That�s just like you, Stein. Soul power only sounds good in church quires, not on the battlefield.

Mouthful of Grandma: Its choirs, dumbass, and yes it does. With her three hundred and fifty pounds of solid bulk, the Pine-sol lady is an immovable rock, impervious to any attacks Mr. Clean might pathetically put forth.

Son Pablo Renaldo: That really hurts man. Don't insult my poor spelling skills! Ok so what the Pine-Sol Lady has in pure solid mass, she lacks in speed and intelligence. I mean, the lady is nearly retarded. Mr. Clean would find a way to beat her. Liposuction for one...

Mouthful of Grandma: But therein lies the problem, my friend. Mr. Clean has a very toned, body, correct?

Son Pablo Renaldo: Correct

Mouthful of Grandma: Exactly. So, it is logical to assume he spends some time working out, correct?

Son Pablo Renaldo: But you forget! Mr. Clean is gay, gay people could be buff like Mr. Clean and still have their masters degree in whatever the hell they want. What gay people lack in social acceptance they relish in their ability to be so successful.

Mouthful of Grandma: Possibly true, but does Mr. Clean have a gap between his teeth?

Son Pablo Renaldo: What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Mouthful of Grandma: ...Nothing really. Actually, it is pretty weird. However, that doesn't change the fact that Mrs. Pine-sol would kick ass. She would smother Mr. Clean in her gigantic gorilla breasts. ...And I don't think Mr. Clean would mind that much.

CAN YOU SAY BOOBSLAP!?!?!

Son Pablo Renaldo: Grandma, I shall destroy you. You forget again that Mr. Clean is gay and hates female attention... The Pine Sol lady is TECHNICALLY a woman... so if she tried to charm Mr. Clean, well lets just say, he would be impervious to her wooing.

Mouthful of Grandma: But you forget, Son Pablo. Mrs. Pine-sol is only half a woman. She is very masculine. So, technically, Mr. Clean WOULD be susceptible to her wooing. The male half, that is.

Son Pablo Renaldo: Hmm... I see a flaw in my argument, so I shall refer to number 4 in my rules to win any argument... NUH-UH!

Mouthful of Grandma: ...Damn. Your irrefutable logic is too great for me to withstand. I submit.

Son Pablo Renaldo: I thought you'd see it my way.