By: Jungle Bunny
You should realize that none of these describtions are real... well, they might be but probably not. I just looked at the cover and guessed at the plot. I was bored... enjoy (if that's possible)!
The Green Mile
A small community is split in two after a local Oklahoma farmer decides to plow up a stretch of rare prairie grass along an old dirt road. Groups get violent as one side protest against the other and soon enough the local police are called in to break everything up, but something unexpected happens. A police man, played by Tom Hanks, is blessed with the ability to make regular people into giants. As tensions escalate Tom Hanks is forced to turn a nine year-old black boy into a "ceaser of riots". This strange enlargement leaves this now giant black man, a threat to public safety. The time comes for this rookie police officer to decide between killing his creation, or his creation killing him...
In the future all blondes will be prosecuted for their inherency, but one woman is out to change all of that. She dyes her hair a revolting blonde and fights the system, with the system. The outrageous lawyer is played by Reese Witherspoon, and there�s no telling what kind of trouble she is going to stir up when she sets her mind to something!
Orange County
What�s worse than being in a cast with Jack Black? Probably, having a college prank go horribly wrong and being forced to walk around with oranges over your eyes! Life cannot be good with a member of the citrus family obstructing your view. It seems like Colin Hanks has a big decision on his hands... walk around like a jackass, or walk around with no eye-brows!
Two truck drivers find themselves taking a wrong turn and end up in Mexico where a group of radicals take them hostage. But these trigger-happy revolutionists are going to find out that it isn�t a good idea to mess with US citizens. The two delivery men, played by Brad Pitt and Edward Norton, lock the doors to the soap factory, where they are held, and show the radicals a good time. A hilarious movie full of pranks and wouldn�t you know it, soap!