Son Pablo Renaldo says that American is the only way to go...
Jungle Bunny believes that Japanese cars are better...

Son Pablo Renaldo: When you buy a Japanese car you not only help support an evil empire, you take a meal off an American family�s plate... Buying a Japanese car is just wrong.

Jungle Bunny: Evil empire? The last time I checked Japan was our ally and trading partner... Even if some of them might hate us, it doesn�t matter because they are the ones who are tending the damn rice fields. Also, when you buy Japanese cars, you're helping the environment.

Son Pablo Renaldo: When you buy a Toyota or whatever piece of crap, you are really buying a samurai sword and jabbing it into the American economy. So what if they help the environment. The environment deserves to be beaten for once. Nature is giving up because it's losing, back when men still lived in caves Nature had the upper hand. Now that we strip-mine, and everything, Nature is throwing in the towel. I say, no mercy to nature... bring in the steamrollers!

Jungle Bunny: I'm sure that a huge chuck of our economy relies on the car industry (especially here in Michigan) but they buy our goods too, so that makes us even.

Nature throwing in the towel? That's like taking a stick and beating the crap out of a fence, then when the fence starts to fall apart you stand over it and say, "What a pussy fence." It's an inadamant object! It can�t give up!

Son Pablo Renaldo: Oh remember a little thing called... WORLD WAR 2? Where kids couldn't mention Japanese in school?

That's why we shouldn't' trade with them!

Jungle Bunny: Those days are over... You're living in a paranoid world of imaginary boogiemen! The people who once ruled Japan are gone, and so are their wicked plans of conquering the world. People don't change, but Nations do. Just look at Germany in WWII... it was lead by Adolph Hitler, a man who killed the Jews by the millions, but look at Germany in modern days. I don�t see any death camps or even a thick blue smoke rising from a suspicious looking building...

Son Pablo Renaldo: Or so that�s what they want you to think! They're really stockpiling arms with money they get from... get this... SELLING CARS TO AMERICA! The Japanese are indeed a worthy adversary but if you are all going to pay no attention to them I guess I'll do something about it!

Jungle Bunny: Yes... I see it all clearly now... The Japanese are selling us fuel efficient cars at low prices, and then buying our goods in some sort of perverse plan to take over the U.S. ...Ass! It's all chump change to us, and we're better off in the long run with all the extra money we are saving and reducing our dependency on foreign oil.

Plus we are saving the environment (which I must mention again)

Son Pablo Renaldo: Kevin you simpleton... we're handling the problem with the foreign oil... we're taking out Iraq as we speak. You know those sandmonkies have oil up to their necks. And there's a lot more countries to trade with then Japan. Their cars are small, annoying and may run longer and be more fuel efficient but what kind of American would want to live an efficient life. The lifestyle of an American is that of excess. If we only need 5 loaves of bread we get 10 just because we can. It's this kind of lifestyle that makes us what we are, and I don't know how patriotic you are but if you don't agree, you might as well get the hell out now.

Jungle Bunny: The only thing bad about fuel efficient cars is the fact that they don't accelerate as quickly as American cars do... and the only people who care about that are hillbillies who stand around a circular stretch of road and watch cars go around, and around, and around it... (It's called racing) But the other 90% of Americans would rather save a buck or two and afford at least an extra Blue Berry Muffin Loaf at the end of the week (seeing as how 60% of adults in America are obese).

Son Pablo Renaldo: Americans are obese because they are Americans! Look at every holiday out there... they all have something to do with food. If you condemn our country for being fat you might as just take Christmas away or Thanksgiving. Hell I know your family's idea of thanksgiving is going out and shooting some bird and bringing it in. Then your dad would make you pluck out all the feathers and gut it. But I stress my main point again. Americans live life to the excess and that's why we shouldn't have fuel efficient cars. That's why we drive huge SUV's. Because they get 14 Miles per gallon and flip with a cross breeze. The sheer danger of it is what makes it so appealing!

Jungle Bunny: If it's danger they want, then jumping off of a high building with an umbrella should appeal to them. But I don't see Americans jumping off high buildings and floating gently down to earth, do you? Americans only use their resources in excess because they don't know any better, not because it's the American way. I can't see our founding fathers sitting around a camp fire burning whale fat, just because. I know that Americans don't know any better because later this year the government is spending 2 billion dollars to support programs that inform people that if you eat fat, you'll be fat, and that exercise will trim that fat ass!

Son Pablo Renaldo: Are you calling me fat Kevin? You know I have an eating problem... I don't tease you because you're mean! And a cheap bastard saving a few measly bucks to support a foreign country!

Jungle Bunny: I'm poor too...

Son Pablo Renaldo: Aww... Kevin, lets not argue anymore?
What happened to the good days when we used to talk... actual talking?

Jungle Bunny: Yes, I'll have to agree, because if you have anymore arguments I'll lose... I ran out of supporting arguments a few paragraphs ago...

Son Pablo Renaldo: Yeah... and I still didn't bust out my argument winning rules from my 5 tips to win any argument. I decided to go easy on you.

Jungle Bunny: Thanks.

Son Pablo Renaldo: Hey no problem... so what are you doing later...