By: Infant_Launcher
W anna take and easy class eh? Well you�ve come to the right review. Be warned though, just because I find these classes easy, doesn�t mean you will. You see� people have different strengths. Some people find science easy, others math. Me? History is my strongest area. For some reason, if I want an A, any history class our school offers will provide me with one. Now, for this review I�m gonna talk about one class. Not enough? Well I�ll try to bring you more later on. But for now, I�ll focus my extraordinary mental abilities on one class. If you want to piss and moan about it, I guess you could e-mail me at [email protected], all comments will be appreciated.
REVIEW!!!!!!
Class: Environmental Science
Teacher: Mr. Powley (Not Mr. Odette(sp?))
Why might you ask is this class so easy? Well, it�s Mr. Powley for 1, and this is a senior slack off class for 2. SSOC (Senior Slack Off Class) means that the class is only available because seniors wanna have fun their last year, and what better way then wasting time and still getting a credit? But don�t worry yourself, this class open to all grades, from the small funny little freshmen to the juniors that make themselves feel better by picking on them (A high-schoolers favorite pass-time I might add).
If you don�t know Mr. Powley, then you should take one of his classes. He is possibly the funniest man in the school. From his patented China-Man impression, to the hilarious anecdotes from his past. In fact, if you want to know about him, take this class. A lot of this class is learning about all the funny things he�s done in his life, and believe me, there pretty damn funny.
You probably wanna know what the work is, well you will be happy to know that it�s minimal. There�s not much homework, and the tests are all easy. It�s all basically common knowledge. If you have taken a middle school science class then you should know just about all of what�s on the tests. There are some annoying bits of work for each chapter, but notes are not required (or needed). For some of you this class will be a welcome break from all those AP science classes, this is like FORCE to them.
The class smells a little, which I think is caused by the hamsters and the guinea pig. I also seem to remember there were a lot of flies too. But you�ll be to busy watching �The Lion King� or discovery channel programs (watch the lion chase down its prey like a hawk upon a mouse). You will view these on �Movie� Fridays. This is a welcome addition to a Friday when all you want to do is go home.
One of the class� best additions (well for the guys anyway) is the �feeding�. Yes that�s right, you get to feed the hamsters to the snake. This is strangely entertaining, a little sick the first time, but after that it�s like a sporting event. What I couldn�t figure out is why the hamster always ran to the snake. The snake could practically open its mouth and the hamster would walk on in.
But watch out, if you get Mr. Odette then your screwed. His class has homework, and is taken completely seriously. No joking around, this is a no nonsense class. Do your best to get into Powley�s or it won�t be worth it. Heed my words, this is only a friendly warning.
Well that�s about it, now for my �Easy Score� the score that will rate how easy this class actually is�
SCORE: 95% �easy as a 2$ whore�
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