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| Okay you have a probabaly noticed that there has not been an update on this site for a few months. I appolagize if there were any of you loseing your heads because of your desprate need to here more sugestions on what you should jak off to. In order to to fix that this week we have brought you an update that should hold you over for a little while. We even have a little something here that the ladies might enjoy (too bad it's only enjoyable to the lesbians). We are going to show you what happens when our sex minded thinking takes it's way into the gaminig world. This update we have decided to try and fix our background problem. Some of you may have noticed that the background was repeating itself about two times on your screen, or for all of you stoners three or four. This update we have decided to fix that problem. If you see any more mistakes on here go ahead and e-mail me at [email protected]. Thank you and now for your enjoyment a little bit more low brow entertainment. Jerk Away! |
| Introduction |
| Crash Orgy Bash |
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| Yes you did read the title right this is Crash Orgy Bash the very late response to nintendo's ConKers Bad Fur Day. This is the game that has everything you stupid perves have ever wanted in a game. Here is what the game description had implied. The newest escapade of the Crash man! No stupid emeralds in this game, the only jewels you'll be seeing in here are Crash's. Yeah that's right the little guy wont be Cortez in this game. In the game you will find many "foxy" ladies for our hero to form a "party" with. If you buy the strategy guide for this you will be given the centerfold of what the gamers thought was the hottest chick. OH YEAH! Now if any of you find this to be a disgusting idea for a game try and think |
| about it this way. This is in no way worse than you yanking it to to the picture of Lara Croft that was on the last update. Don't try to till me that you didn't do that. So be the first person on your street to get this game. Release date: Fakuary 3, 2002 |
| Crash and just a few of his lovely ladies above |
| There is more devolping on this topic as this is being written. We will reveal more to you within the next update. So make sure to be here for our next imforming update (That we will try to do before two months). Until then wash your socks and enjoy what you losers do so well! |