In case you were wondering...
HOMER IS THE BEST!
You may ask yourself why?
The answer is that he is always willing to give a helping hand. When I make faces, he sculpts them. He is the master artist!
Homer's Work
A face for Morgan Ensberg, who, it turns out, was a crappy ballplayer.
A face for Wandy Rodriguez, on whom the jury is still out.
A face for Cecil "Coop" Cooper, new Astros manager.
The Iliad. Kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?
Homer has received an award for his work. It was made by me, and made Homer the initial inductee to the "Friends of Virtual Astros Society."
[Unfortunately, I lost this award. He totally won it though.]
In short
Homer is a Real American Hero!
(Unless he's not actually American. I think he might be though.)