| MALT LIQUORS |
| POS | PLAYER | TEAM |
| QB | BEN ROETHLISBERGER | PIT |
| QB | DONOVAN McNABB | PHI |
| RB | WILLIE PARKER | PIT |
| RB | WILLIS McGAHEE | BAL |
| RB | KENTON KEITH | IND |
| RB | MICHAEL BENNETT | TB |
| RB | VERNAND MORENCY | GB |
| RB | PRIEST HOLMES | KC |
| WR | DONTE' STALLWORTH | NE |
| WR | BRANDON MARSHALL | DEN |
| WR | ROY WILLIAMS | DET |
| TE | JEFF KING | CAR |
| K | ADAM VINATIERI | IND |
| K | DAVID AKERS | PHI |
| S/D | SAN DIEGO CHARGERS | SD |
| S/D | ARIZONA CARDINALS | ARZ |
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| ARMY of DARKNESS |
| POS | PLAYER | TEAM |
| QB | JON KITNA | DET |
| QB | KURT WARNER | ARZ |
| QB | JEFF GARCIA | TB |
| RB | LAURENCE MARONEY | NE |
| RB | CHESTER TAYLOR | MIN |
| RB | TRAVIS HENRY | DEN |
| RB | DeSHAUN FOSTER | CAR |
| RB | LADELL BETTS | WAS |
| RB | CHRIS BROWN | TEN |
| RB | KEVIN JONES | DET |
| WR | T.J. HOUSHMANDZADEH | CIN |
| WR | PLAXICO BURRESS | NYG |
| WR | CHRIS CHAMBERS | SD |
| TE | JEREMY SHOCKEY | NYG |
| K | STEPHEN GOSTKOWSKI | NE |
| S/D | MINNESOTA VIKINGS | MIN |
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| DENNY's GRAND SLAM |
| POS | PLAYER | TEAM |
| QB | JAY CUTLER | DEN |
| QB | PHILIP RIVERS | SD |
| QB | JASON CAMPBELL | WAS |
| RB | MARION BARBER | DAL |
| RB | BRIAN WESTBROOK | PHI |
| RB | GREG JONES | JAX |
| RB | DERRICK WARD | NYG |
| RB | JESSE CHATMAN | MIA |
| WR | LARRY FITZGERALD | ARZ |
| WR | RANDY MOSS | NE |
| WR | HINES WARD | PIT |
| WR | BOBBY ENGRAM | SEA |
| WR | MUHSIN MUHAMMAD | CHI |
| TE | TONY SCHEFFLER | DEN |
| K | NICK FOLK | DAL |
| S/D | NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS | NE |
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| AUTHORITARIAN RULE |
| POS | PLAYER | TEAM |
| QB | CARSON PALMER | CIN |
| QB | A.J. FEELEY | PHI |
| RB | STEVEN JACKSON | STL |
| RB | ADRIAN PETERSON | MIN |
| RB | CORRELL BUCKHALTER | PHI |
| RB | SELVIN YOUNG | DEN |
| RB | JASON WRIGHT | CLE |
| WR | CHAD JOHNSON | CIN |
| WR | ANQUAN BOLDIN | ARZ |
| WR | WES WELKER | NE |
| WR | BERNARD BERRIAN | CHI |
| TE | DALLAS CLARK | IND |
| TE | BO SCAIFE | TEN |
| K | JEFF REED | PIT |
| K | SEBASTIAN JANIKOWSKI | OAK |
| S/D | CHICAGO BEARS | CHI |
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