[INTRO]

Welcome to the....!
You are now rapping ....with Homeboy Desis (Desis),
You gotta have it....
We just wanna make sure u got the lot,
Before you undergo your plot,
To get your fake visas out,
Need to make sure you come in legally,
We provide everything you need and we,
Just doing our job, hope you can see,
Got some questions that we gotta ask and we,
Hope you can come up with some bullshitless speech,


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Machi... Us PZee & R&D, 
Would like to welcome you to the,
Immigration department before we let you be,
Machi... Us PZee & R&D, 
Would like to welcome you to the,
Immigration department before we let you be,


Are you comin into the country to really study?
Or are you comin into the country for other than study?
Have you got the visa papers to satisfy me?
Could I count on your sponsors to support financially?
If I let you into the country with sense, would you poof and disappear like some of y'all friends?
If you were hit and hurt, have you taken insurance out?
If you were to work, have you got appropriate visas now?
I'd make sure you got these things before you use them aright,
These questions are to make sure before you come inside,
Can us take a look at ya bags, to see what ya bring?
Did you know that cooked curry & stuff aint allowed in?
Y'all thought that we goin' let you off, just like that?
Gotta pay the fine right now or would ya come back?
Just pay it right there, we accept cards or cash,
Or we can settle with some bribes, I know you'll like that (you're like that!).

[CHORUS]

Would y'all sponsor family, if y'all found out twas possible?
Do you believe me when I tell you, you're easly traceable?
Are ya mad 'cause I'm asking you all these questions?
My homeboy desi, dont be, you know what ya missin'?
Do you trust me enough, to tell me your plans?
It'd be better so we can work with you my desi man,
If you're in, you got plans to live here, just tell me how?
The last thing you need is to be picked up by my, brah!
Just remember bro, if you work more than 20 hours a week,
The law's comin after ya, you can't play hide and seek,
Do you believe me? Know the penalties?
How deep's your pockets, cause thats all it takes for you rock it?
Desi remember people make mistakes, don't act before you really contemplate,
Welcome, hope you get a break,
We're Homeboy Desis, we say things just straight out take, (takes!)

[CHORUS]

Could you show me your passport?
Could you show your visa?
We'll ask 21 questions, and dhey all about ya,

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